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UPDATE: Albertan's may want to visit our western branches...
Eddie's Political Emporium (Has a more crude country feel to it...)
Kevin's Political Emporium (Kind of a dreamy decor...)
Brian's Political Emporium (A hint of Cuba with a Venezuela twist...)
It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas. Maybe its more like boxing day as you are paying for the gifts for yourself.
Showing posts with label Stephan Dion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stephan Dion. Show all posts
Friday, February 15, 2008
I'll buy you stuff
Friday, January 12, 2007
KOed, Going Dion for the Count
Okay, the title is a bit of a stretch, but....
Call me silly, but if Dion thinks he can win Liberal seats in Alberta by making the following statements:
"I’m not here to kill the milk cow"
"It's a scandal for me as a Liberal that out of 28 riding's in Alberta we have zero seats".
"All these workers living too fast for the easy money in the north, It’s not good for the economy".
Lastly we have this gem, "It’s not at all a carbon tax," Dion insisted, preferring to call it "environmental tax reform."
He is not as bright as I thought.
If Dion keeps up this strategy, I can see the referee standing over Dion, waving his arms, calling in the doc to look after him. It will be a Knock Out for sure! Those 28 scandalous seats, will be a lovely blue for a very long time.
Resources for this post include:
1) NEIL WAUGH -- Edmonton Sun
2) CBC Edmonton
3) The Rutherford show on 630 CHED. Available in the Audio Vault, Fri. Jan. 12 at 9 AM.(free membership required)
Update: Check out Darcey's post at Dust My Broom. The comments are priceless.
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