Intelligent Falling

From The Onion News....

Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.......(More story here)

Looks like Andrew over at Bound by Gravity will have to change his sites name... "Bound by Higher Intelligence" or how about "Bound by The Hand of God"... naaaaaaaa.....go with the first one....