Showing posts with label global warming my ass. Show all posts
Showing posts with label global warming my ass. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Hide the decline

I love these guys!

Minnesotans for global warming





And who can forget their first hit...

"If we had some global warming"

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Their alter has altered

So much for the church of climatology.
Their high priests have been caught screwing around, not with alter boys but with data.
Anthropogenic global warming (AGW), Global warming, climate change, whatever you want to call it is dead and its creators have some explaining to do. I would also think some jail time is in order as well.

Whats up with that

Planet gore

Tim Ball on "The Death Blow to Climate Science"

HT Kate

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Sunday, April 06, 2008

Global Warming

Why do you mock us so...
The day April showers turned Britain white

[...] Yesterday's blizzards were the first significant April snowfalls since 1989.

The contrast with the same day last year, when sun- seekers packed Brighton beach, could not have been more stark. [...]

[...] More snow is expected on Monday, mostly in the North, and showers of snow, sleet and rain will continue until Wednesday.

Tuesday night will be particularly chilly, with widespread overnight lows of minus 5c. [...]


Long winter hampers maple syrup production
Mining the liquid gold flowing from maple trees in parts of Eastern Canada is proving to be a difficult task this year.

A combination of unpredictable weather and heavy snowfall this past winter is causing monumental headaches for maple syrup producers. [...]


Late snowstorm creates havoc
[...] Inside the city, where 10 to 15 centimetres of snow fell Saturday, Edmonton police reported 84 collisions by mid afternoon, including 18 with injuries.

Meanwhile, to the south, Wetaskiwin RCMP called parts of the QEII Highway a no-tow zone for hours as blowing snow created whiteout conditions.

Highways 16, 21 and 14 -- in the areas of Fort Saskatchewan, Sherwood Park and Tofield -- were poor for much of the day.

More snow was expected in Edmonton overnight.

Environment Canada also issued a snowfall warning for Lloydminster and forecast more snow this weekend for Slave Lake, Peace River, High Level, Edson Grande Prairie, Hinton and Red Deer. [...]


Will winter ever let go of its icy grip this year?

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Alarming Confusion

Icy start, but 2008 may be in top 10 warmest years

After the coldest start to a year in more than a decade, spring will bring relief to the northern hemisphere from Thursday. [...]

But not in Canada you say... such a pity.

Obviously Mother Nature has a hate on for Canadians.
We know it was wrong of us to stand idly by and let Al Gore show all those explicit photographs of what you're going to look like 30 years from now. But seriously [...]

Sorry Scott Feschuk, but according to Environment Canada's senior climatologist, Dave Phillips... it is far from over. March 20th will not bring spring to Canada. No reprieve for winter-weary, climatologist says
[...] And while Phillips is forecasting six more weeks of winter weather, he says not every day will be like that.

"We typically see in Eastern Canada anywhere of 10 to 15 per cent of our annual snowfall comes after the first day of spring,'' said Phillips. ''Out west some of the big Paul Bunyan snowfalls on the Prairies have occurred in April and May.''

Environment Canada is predicting the first month of spring is going to be colder than normal across the country.

In May, conditions will warm up in much of the East, but the forecast calls for colder than normal temperatures for the West, the territories, Newfoundland and Labrador, and in the northern half of Quebec. [...]

My advice is, don't put away your shovels or your Icebreakers just yet! You will be needing them until the middle of May, perhaps even sometime in June.

Global Warming... Why have you forsaken me.... So much for my love life.

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Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Global Warming Pictorial

Back then... everyone will remember this one. Those poor polar bears that were going to drown... so sad... Everyone panic!!!



After the record breaking cold winter of 2007 - 2008. Melting ice is no longer the problem...



And it is not just the polar bears that are suffering as this fox can testify to!



These two are not just monkeying around. Thats the real deal covering them. They do look a tad cold don't they...



I sure am glad I never fell for the whole global warming scam. I would hate to have to be the one telling my children of promises broken...



Finally, this one just seems to some this winter up quite nicely....

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Friday, February 29, 2008

Paging Al Gore once again

David Suzuki and the rest of the Church of Climatology just might want to make this one a conference call. Please explain this one and then tell me how "Global Warming" is such a dire thing that we should be jailing politicians that do not act upon it.

Lets do this Al Gore style... Roll frame one...



This is not the "hockey stick graph" by any means... more can be found HERE

Twelve-month long drop in world temperatures wipes out a century of warming

Over the past year, anecdotal evidence for a cooling planet has exploded. China has its coldest winter in 100 years. Baghdad sees its first snow in all recorded history. North America has the most snowcover in 50 years, with places like Wisconsin the highest since record-keeping began. Record levels of Antarctic sea ice, record cold in Minnesota, Texas, Florida, Mexico, Australia, Iran, Greece, South Africa, Greenland, Argentina, Chile -- the list goes on and on.

No more than anecdotal evidence, to be sure. But now, that evidence has been supplanted by hard scientific fact. All four major global temperature tracking outlets (Hadley, NASA's GISS, UAH, RSS) have released updated data. All show that over the past year, global temperatures have dropped precipitously.

A compiled list of all the sources can be seen here. The total amount of cooling ranges from 0.65C up to 0.75C -- a value large enough to wipe out most of the warming recorded over the past 100 years. All in one year's time. For all four sources, it's the single fastest temperature change ever recorded, either up or down. [...]


Global Cooling is a Serious Problem
[...] It is difficult to say if mankind can stop global cooling, but it is not difficult to say what the reaction of policymakers around the world should be to this newest and real natural threat. Governments should encourage the mining of coal, the drilling for oil, increasing industrial activity, more vehicles on the highways and the introduction of heat-retaining chemical compounds in our atmosphere.

Unlike the mythical global warming, mankind’s ingenuity has given him the tools to deal with global cooling – if we act in time. Invention has often been a human response to cold and its effects. Indeed, human progress has largely been a response to the challenges of nature in general. Often – the vast majority of the time – this has been futile. Mankind cannot stop volcanoes, earthquakes and tsunamis. But sometimes, if we are prescient like the Medieval Dutch, we can hold back the sea and win quiet victories against our enemy, nature. [...]


Everyone PANIC! or just dress appropriately...

Don't believe or listen to loony people with political agenda's. Do your own homework. Practice common sense. Never EVER believe anything that is even remotely connected to Maurice Strong in any way shape or form!

And this concludes our lesson for the day.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Paging Al Gore, Paging Al Gore

China and western Canada would like a word with you. And they are not going to be nice words!

-54C with the wind chill in Edmonton... This is not a joke...
On my drive home from work, in my still frozen vehicle, even though I had started it 45 minutes prior to leaving work, I was listening to 630 CHED as they interviewed a lady from Cliffs Towing. At that time, around 5 pm MST, if you were to call for a tow truck there were 150 people ahead of you already waiting. Even tow trucks were waiting for tow trucks. Basically you were shit out of luck. One of the calls they received today was to free a tractor trailer who's tires had frozen to bare pavement and could not move. Apparently the extremely cold pavement liked the heat of the tires so much it did not want to let them leave...

I really don't want to play this game anymore. Three days of this has been plenty thanks. Someone please bring us the global warming we were promised.

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