Friday, July 04, 2008

EnvironMENTAL Freaks Friday

Everyone that bought a new LCD flat screen monitor and or TV to save money on electricity and to save the planet from the evil CO2 raise your hands. Now go give yourself fifty lashes you earth destroying evironMENTAL nightmare of a person!

Booming demand for flat-screen televisions could have a greater impact on global warming than the world's largest coal-fired power stations, scientists warn.

Let the ranting, raving and banning begin...

I wrote some time ago that Syncrude should have immediately sat down and wrote out a cheque for a million dollars and fire it off to Ducks Unlimited after the disaster at one of its tailing ponds that killed 500 ducks. Now it looks more and more like they will indeed be writing a million dollar cheque. Unfortunately it will be made out to the Alberta government instead to pay the fines levied against them.
The decision on charges against the company that operates the pond, Syncrude Canada Ltd., is expected to be made by the end of August, said Stewart.

“The maximum penalty for this under the Environmental Protection and Enhancement Act is a $1-million fine,” he said.

They should have taken my advice. It would have been great PR. This, not so much...

Speaking of dead ducks...
CALGARY — Federal Liberal Leader Stéphane Dion rode into the heart of cowboy country Friday to lasso support for his green plan in a province that snorts at any whiff of the old national energy program. [...]

There is an understatement if I ever heard one...
[...] Mr. Dion's arrival coincided with the start of the Calgary Stampede — the annual 10-day celebration of cowboy culture in the heart of Canada's oil country. His visit raised some eyebrows even before he arrived. One political cartoon in a newspaper showed him on a spit roasting over a fire. “If Westerners are so upset, why have I been invited to so many of their barbecues?” read the caption. [...]

Read the rest here, if you care.

I hate to say "we told you so" but...
Biofuel production boosts food prices by 75%, report suggests
The production of biofuels has driven up food prices 75 per cent, according to an unpublished World Bank report obtained by the Guardian.

In an article published Friday, the British daily cites a confidential report authored by Don Mitchell, a senior economist at the bank. The newspaper suggests the report has not been released so as not to embarrass U.S. President George Bush, whose government had suggested biofuels accounted for a three per cent increase in food prices.

"Without the increase in biofuels, global wheat and maize stocks would not have declined appreciably and price increases due to other factors would have been moderate," the report said, according to the Guardian.

The report also said changing diets in developing countries and a drought in Australia were not significant factors in driving up the price of food — which increased 140 per cent between 2002 and February 2008, according to the report.

Instead, a large-scale push in the U.S. and the European Union (EU) to convert food crops to biofuel has tightened supplies and raised financial speculation, said the report.
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What boggles my brain is that they needed to "study" this to figure it out. It was pretty obvious to anyone with a bit of common sense. Then again, common sense is not very common, especially in the environMENTAList community.

Getting back to Alberta's so called "dirty oil" from the tar sands...
It looks pretty damn clean to me!

If an environMENTAList dies in a tree in the forest, does anyone care?

Here is my advice... Do the exact opposite of what the fear mongering environMENTALists say and you cannot go wrong.

Have a great weekend!

Update:
This just in....
'Green rage' is hitting Brits All this fuss over so called global warming. Won't they be eating crow when it all falls apart in front of their false alters and prophets...

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Thursday, July 03, 2008

Let me tell you a dirty little secret(s)

Not everyone has jumped on the "anti tar sands" bandwagon. Some people realize you can't put the cart ahead of the horse. Reality is, there is currently NO viable replacement for oil at this time. Someday there will be, but right now it simply does not exist. For those of you who think you are saving the planet by using so called clean electric powered motors, whether they be in your car, lawnmower, or whatever, I ask of you one thing. Where does the electricity come from to power those motors? Chances are pretty good it comes from some dirty coal or gas fired power plant that is increasing its output to accommodate your extra usage. Keep on fooling yourselves...

For those of you who believe hydrogen powered vehicles are the answer, I have more questions. What portion of the upper atmosphere contributes more to so called global warming, CO2 or water vapor? What byproduct does hydrogen power produce? Let me help you out a bit. The answer for both is the same.

If some evil force decided to nuke Canada into oblivion and there by eliminating all of our CO2 contribution to the planet, it would hardly be negligible in the big picture. Yet some people think we should pay a heavy price now, even though we have no alternative to run our vehicles, heat our homes or power our lights. Dion will get your green and you will get the shaft. There is no "shift" here. Dion claims that his policy will be revenue neutral. That may be the case for the government, but it surely won't be for your bank account. His claim that his plan will not effect the price of gasoline is garbage. It puts a price on carbon and gasoline is one of those sources. It may not be directly placed on gas so technically he is not lying but he is seriously trying to pull the wool over your eyes. Wool you will be needing badly come those cold winter months when you are forced to turn down your thermostat even further so you can afford to pay the bills. The price of gas will go up reflecting the added cost of oil production due to Dions green shift plan, don't be fooled.

There is an old adage, "If you got it, it came by truck". I challenge you to name one possession of yours that at some point was not in the back of a truck. Your food, clothing, furniture, appliances, even your dental floss at some point was moved by truck. EVERYTHING is going to cost you more,EVERYTHING. This will be over and above the already steady increases we are seeing now in the market. How much more can we afford? You can only cut back so much before you have to start going without something.

Some people don't want Canada's (read Alberta and Saskatchewans) dirty oil. Good luck with that! Let me know how much more you are paying to have that black gold shipped from the middle east to meet the demand. Meanwhile we will just ship our oil to where it is welcomed. The oil tanker companies will laughing all the way to the bank, while spewing tons of CO2 into the air as they cruise back and forth across our oceans. How ironic!

Lastly, lets see what happens if Alberta actually is forced to play its Wild Card. You think prices are high now? Just you wait and see what will happen if this should come about. I seem to recall someone saying something about some people freezing in the dark way back when. I think that was the "Profit" Ralph was it not? It was a very popular bumper sticker regardless...

Wake up people. Use that brain matter to see that tree in the forest. Let your common sense prevail and don't believe all the crap you are fed on a daily basis by people who simply want to take your money for no other reason than that they think they know how to spend it better than you do. People who have way more money than you I might add...

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Monday, June 16, 2008

Unbelievable!

Is Canada's "New government ™" out of its frickin' mind? I am no greenie, nor am I an EnvironMENTAList but I certainly do enjoy our great outdoors. Who in their right minds would even consider this never mind think it is an acceptable solution to dispose of tailing wastes from mines. Give your heads a shake people.

Lakes across Canada to be turned into mine dump sites

CBC News has learned that 16 Canadian lakes are slated to be officially but quietly "reclassified" as toxic dump sites for mines. The lakes include prime wilderness fishing lakes from B.C. to Newfoundland.

Environmentalists say the process amounts to a "hidden subsidy" to mining companies, allowing them to get around laws against the destruction of fish habitat.

Under the Fisheries Act, it's illegal to put harmful substances into fish-bearing waters. But, under a little-known subsection known as Schedule Two of the mining effluent regulations, federal bureaucrats can redefine lakes as "tailings impoundment areas." [...]

Call me disgusted to say the least.

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Obama Gored

If you only need one reason not to vote for Obama my American friends, this is it.

Gore endorses Obama

Need I say more...

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Bom Boom Boom

Out go the lights... and everything else that depends on electricity.

Whichever way it is looked at, Britain is threatened by what, thanks to years of dereliction and misjudgment, has become arguably our most serious potential crisis of modern times.

Politically, the blame for this astounding mess lies in all directions - with the Tories, with Labour, with Brussels, with those smugly shortsighted 'environmentalists'.

But all that matters now is that we put the need to avert this disaster right at the top of our national political agenda.

We need to get on with solving as terrifying a problem as our politicians have ever faced.

Welcome to the dark ages...

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Global Warming my ass

Not physically speaking of course, as it is a tad cool for this time of year and my ass has been cold for the most part.

The lack of global warming in BC is helping to fight the war on drugs. Does Canada have a war on drugs? Anywho...

Wet weather across British Columbia is threatening profit margins for producers of one of the province's largest — although illegal — cash crops — outdoor marijuana.

B.C. has endured weeks of unseasonable drizzle and grey skies this spring with temperatures touching record lows in the months of May and June, and growers are worried about mildew killing the seedlings.


Gotta love it. First it is yet another nail in the Church of Climatologies coffin and as a side bonus we might have less drugs on the streets. Its a twofor...

Meanwhile.... a little further south they are no better off. Maybe a bit worse off...
Winter-like weather returned to the Northwest as snow fell across the state Tuesday including on Mount Hood where drivers were dealing with unusual weather for this time of year.

And while it didn't cause major problems, most people were asking, "What happened to spring?"

The snowfall at Timberline Tuesday was amazing, blowing snow and ice most of the day. There was packed snow and ice on the roadway that turned to slush in some spots and the trees were coated thickly.

Even though the Fourth of July is less than a month away to many it seemed more like February.

Yup, our planet is certainly warming... LMAO

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Make your money go further

Don't buy Made in the USA, buy in the USA!

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We have nothing to appologize for

I hate to burst your bubble on this "historic day" Prime Minister Harper. However, you did not apologize for "all Canadians" today. A whole lot of us have nothing to apologize for. Our ancestors had nothing to do with any of this and neither did we, yet we shall pay with our tax dollars in yet another feel good deed by our government.

Love from your never ending cash supply.

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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

In a shocking turn of events

Last month, polar bears were listed as threatened under the US Endangered Species Act because their sea ice habitat is melting away... (That melting part is still up for debate. Just like the whole Global Warming, we are all going to die thing.)

The first polar bear to been seen in Iceland in 20 years was SHOT DEAD!

Go figure...

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Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Bored Tubby Mild

For those who use to rock! I salute you...

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Thursday, May 22, 2008

Summers is right around the bend

You know where you will find me...



Sorry for the lack of posts and or responses to comments. I have been a tad busy working out in the yard here in the shitty city as well as up at the cabin. I have managed to squeeze in a few hours of fishing as well... :)

Posting might resume come Monday. Have a great weekend!

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Monday, May 12, 2008

U.S. energy subsidies

Not what you might think, or have been led to believe...

Congress seems ready to spend billions on a new "Manhattan Project" for green energy [...]

[...] For electricity generation, the EIA concludes that solar energy is subsidized to the tune of $24.34 per megawatt hour, wind $23.37 and "clean coal" $29.81. By contrast, normal coal receives 44 cents, natural gas a mere quarter, hydroelectric about 67 cents and nuclear power $1.59. [...]

[...] The same study also looked at federal subsidies for non-electrical energy production, such as for fuel. It found that ethanol and biofuels receive $5.72 per British thermal unit of energy produced. That compares to $2.82 for solar and $1.35 for refined coal, but only three cents per BTU for natural gas and other petroleum liquids.

All of this shows that there is a reason fossil fuels continue to dominate American energy production: They are extremely cost-effective. That's a reality to keep in mind the next time you hear a politician talk about creating millions of "green jobs." Those jobs won't come cheap, and you'll be paying for them.

Interesting... {moves branches to the left... peeks out) verrrrrrry interesting...

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Stop the apologies already

How far back do we go with all these apologies? They were different times with different prevailing ideologies. We cannot logically judge now the decisions made by past governments, 94, nor 50, 40 or even 30 years ago.

Why does Harper insist on apologizing for all the past deeds done by past governments of this country? Other than pandering for votes that is...

Mr. Harper, let me help you out here.

We the government of Canada, apologize to every person in the past, present and future that we may have offended or will offend, for any and all reasons. Send one dollar to every person on the planet for compensation (cause we know it's not about the money... right...), as I am sure that somewhere, somehow, we have offended every single one of them or their ancestors. That would be somewhere between 6 and 7 billion dollars by the way (which sounds a lot better than mere millions)... and lets call it a done deal.

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Friday, May 09, 2008

I am a proud daddy

She is the most popular, and also the 7th smartest.

Not to mention she is adorable...

Roxy

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Helter Skelter

The saga continues

The sheriff of the remote region where Charles Manson hid after a series of murders in the summer of 1969 said Friday that he will allow researchers to begin digging into the sandy soil in search of possible human remains.

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Who is this guy?

And what did he do with Eddie The Seagull?

Ed fed up with UN


Alberta eyes other oil buyers, Ed tells U.S.
"I'm not warning them, I'm just being frank," Stelmach said yesterday. "I'm just saying that we have options and will continue to pursue options."

This may change the minds of some U.S. politicians... Hopefully...
On Friday, The Wall Street Journal published a report that suggested closer ties between Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and rebels attempting to overthrow Colombia's government. Chavez has been linked to Colombian rebels previously, but the paper reported it had reviewed computer files indicating concrete offers by Venezuela's leader to arm guerillas. That appears to heighten the chances that the U.S. could impose sanctions on one of its biggest oil suppliers.

I am sure, most Albertans would much rather see our so called "dirty" oil go to the U.S. than anywhere else. I am also sure most Americans would rather buy our oil than from some slimy dictator...

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Get your mind out of the gutter

Great tits cope well with warming

They are birds... Great Tit

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We pay them for this?

The House of Commons unanimously passed a motion on Friday sending the Burmese government to its room where it can watch TV and play video games. Mind you it was without supper or dessert.

CLICK

And this will accomplish what exactly?

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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Inconvenient Truths

Obviously Al Gore does not read much about Global Warming.
Al Gore Calls Myanmar Cyclone a 'Consequence' of Global Warming

Using tragedy to advance an agenda has been a strategy for many global warming activists, and it was just a matter of time before someone found a way to tie the recent Myanmar cyclone to global warming.

Former Vice President Al Gore in an interview on NPR’s May 6 “Fresh Air” broadcast did just that. He was interviewed by “Fresh Air” host Terry Gross about the release of his book, “The Assault on Reason,” in paperback.

“And as we’re talking today, Terry, the death count in Myanmar from the cyclone that hit there yesterday has been rising from 15,000 to way on up there to much higher numbers now being speculated,” Gore said. “And last year a catastrophic storm from last fall hit Bangladesh. The year before, the strongest cyclone in more than 50 years hit China – and we’re seeing consequences that scientists have long predicted might be associated with continued global warming.”

Gore claimed global warming is forcing ocean temperatures to rise, which is causing storms, including cyclones and hurricanes, to intensify. (emphasis mine) [...]

Now remember Al stated this on May 6th of 2008. Lets take a look at what has been written on the subject of ocean temperatures prior to that date shall we...

ScienceDaily (Sep. 21, 2006)
[...] The average temperature of the water near the top of the Earth's oceans has significantly cooled since 2003. [...]

DOB Magazine - April 28, 2008
[...] D'Aleo suggests that the IPCC has greatly underestimated the role of oceans in climate shifts. Although he believes the sun is probably the ultimate driver, the meterologist says oceans correlate far better with temperature change than any other factor. D'Aleo points out that this year's shift from a warm El Nino current in the Pacific Ocean to a "super-cold La Nina" coincides with the biggest temperature drop in the entire weather record.

Media attention will soon shift from ice melt and warming to what D'Aleo calls WMD (weather of mass destruction). He forecasts an increase in hurricanes, colder weather, heavier snowfalls and more flooding due to persistent La Ninas over the next few decades. Because sensationalism sells, the television weatherman thinks the media and climate alarmists will blame these new events on man-made change. Not true, in his view, because similar weather events occurred from the 1940s through the 1960s when the Pacific Ocean last went through a cooling cycle. [...]

News Busters May 1, 2008
[...] A cool-water anomaly known as La Niña occupied the tropical Pacific Ocean throughout 2007 and early 2008. In April 2008, scientists at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory announced that while the La Niña was weakening, the Pacific Decadal Oscillation-a larger-scale, slower-cycling ocean pattern-had shifted to its cool phase. [...]

Unlike El Niño and La Niña, which may occur every 3 to 7 years and last from 6 to 18 months, the PDO can remain in the same phase for 20 to 30 years. The shift in the PDO can have significant implications for global climate, affecting Pacific and Atlantic hurricane activity, droughts and flooding around the Pacific basin, the productivity of marine ecosystems, and global land temperature patterns. [...]

Telegraph 04/05/2008
[...] The most dramatic evidence, however, emerged last week with an announcement by Nasa's Jet Propulsion Laboratory that an immense slow-cycling movement of water in the Pacific, known as the Pacific Decadal Oscillation (PDO), had unexpectedly shifted into its cool phase, something which only happens every 30 years or so, ultimately affecting climate all over the globe.

Discussion of this on the invaluable Watts Up With That website, run by the US meteorologist Anthony Watts, shows how the alternations of the PDO between warm and cool coincided with each of the major temperature shifts of the 20th century - warming after 1905, cooling after 1946, warming again after 1977 - and how the new shift to a cool phase could have repercussions for decades to come.

It is notable that the German computer predictions published last week by Nature forecast a decade of cooling due to deep-ocean movements in the Atlantic, without taking account of how this may now be reinforced by a similar, even greater movement in the Pacific. [...]

And just for the heck of it, and because it is a good read, I'll toss in this one...
International group disavows UN’s climate claims
[...] One of the most telling signs invalidating the predictions of catastrophic global warming is the expansion of Arctic sea ice. After a supposed record thaw, the ice has returned. A report from the Canadian Ice Service, which has kept records on sea ice since 1972, noted above-average coverage of the Arctic. Gilles Langis, a forecaster with the Ice Service, said the ice also is 10 to 20 cm thicker in most places. The report from the Ice Service was corroborated by the Denmark Meteorological Institute, which said the sea ice between Greenland and Canada was at its most expansive in 15 years.

“The nice thing about sea ice is that there is no analysis needed,” Stan Goldenberg, a meteorologist with NOAA’s hurricane research division, told Baptist Press in an interview. “This is raw data. You can look at the levels and see that it is colder. [...]

I wonder how long it will take for Al to come up with a way to link this to "Global Warming". It makes as much sense as does his comment regarding the Myanmar Cyclone.

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Wake up call

Study ranks Canadians second-last on environment

A new study of consumer habits and how they affect the environment has given Canadians a dismal ranking of second-last in a list of 14 countries. [...]

[...] Environment Minister John Baird called the study a "wake-up call," [...]

It is a wake up call alright. Anyone with any common sense will look at this study and go... WTF? Lets take China as an example. How many Chinese citizens can actually afford to own a large home, air conditioning, a vehicle or two, and actually purchase many of their products from large box store type outlets? This study is a joke... And the Chinese have such a great environment... right... moving on...

I love this line from the article...
In total, 29 per cent of Canadians have nine or more rooms in their homes, use insulation and heat their homes -- and rarely choose environmentally friendly heating options. (emphasis mine again)

Again... WTF? LMAO... could you imagine what our heating bills would look like without the use of insulation? What other method other than "heating our homes" would they suggest to keep us all from freezing to death when it is minus 40 celcius without the wind chill? These people are nuts!

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I feel Violated!

UN to probe Canada over lack of greenhouse-gas reporting

The United Nations says it will investigate Canada for failing to meet a Kyoto Protocol deadline on greenhouse gas reporting and could bar it from an international carbon-trading scheme if the probe finds Ottawa broke the rules. [...](emphasis mine)

Please, please, pretty pretty please, ban Canada from participating in this scam, I mean scheme.

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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

He's not alone

See my post below this one if you don't believe me.
“I'm outta here”

TORONTO — An Islamic convert facing terrorism charges was re-arrested after trying to walk out of his own trial Tuesday – saying simply that “I'm outta here” – after telling the court he wouldn't recognize Canadian law. [...]

Fortunately our Canadian courts recognize him. Not that I expect him to stay behind bars for very long even if found guilty. It's the Canadian way you know... sigh...

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LOST

Shocking...

Auditor General Sheila Fraser is reporting that Canada's border agency has lost track of 41,000 people who have been ordered out of the country. [...]

But hey, they do know where one third are so I guess we should cut them some slack.
[...] Fraser noted that the agency does know the whereabouts of 22,000 of 63,000 people facing formal deportation orders. [...]

Give me a frickin break. If I were only competent at doing one third of my job, something tells me I would be looking for another one in a hell of a hurry. Heads need to roll... metaphorically speaking of course.

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Monday, May 05, 2008

The Church of Climatology

A "quasi-religious incantation masquerading as science" that basis its beliefs using Confirmation bias, not actual observations.

[...] confirmation bias is a tendency to search for or interpret new information in a way that confirms one's preconceptions and avoids information and interpretations which contradict prior beliefs. [...]

From Mr. Booker's Article...
[...] The fact is that what has been happening to the world's climate in recent years, since global temperatures ceased to rise after 1998, was not predicted by any of those officially-sponsored models. The discrepancy between their predictions and observable data becomes more glaring with every month that passes. [...]

Suddenly I envision Al Gore jumping up and down on Oprah's couch, although for a different reason. Why is that?

HT FARK

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Strange but Intersting

I wonder how much Lipstick Hillary Clinton has purchased lately?

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Sunday, May 04, 2008

Not waiting for the warming

Although the planet has not warmed up a single fraction of a degree since 1998, the Church of Climatology supporters still keep screaming from the top of the mountains Henny Penny style.

The latest joke is to blame shark attacks. Yes you read that correctly.

[...] Some experts suggest that an abundance of seals has attracted high numbers of sharks, while others believe that overfishing has hit their food chain. 'I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but it's a convenient excuse,' Burgess said. Another contributory factor to the location of shark attacks could be global warming and rising sea temperatures. 'You'll find that some species will begin to appear in places they didn't in the past with some regularity,' he said. [...] (emphasis mine)

I guess they did not get the memo.
[...] Researchers studying long-term changes in sea temperatures said they now expect a "lull" for up to a decade while natural variations in climate cancel out the increases caused by man-made greenhouse gas emissions. The average temperature of the sea around Europe and North America is expected to cool slightly over the decade while the tropical Pacific remains unchanged.

This would mean that the 0.3°C global average temperature rise which has been predicted for the next decade by the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change may not happen, according to the paper published in the scientific journal Nature. [...]

Now seeing this new revelation is based on a computer model. I won't put any credence in it either. That would be a little hypocritical of me as I sure as hell don't put any credence in any other computer model that tries to predict our climate.

If it was Father Nature I could understand that some computer program could figure it all out. This is Mother Nature people, and there is a damn good reason for that. She is a lot more complicated, and we will never truly understand all the complexities involved.

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Saturday, May 03, 2008

China goes all in

Not satisfied with just putting their foot in their mouths, China sticks hand in there too!

China issues alert over hand, foot and mouth disease

China's Health Ministry issued a nationwide alert on Saturday calling on local authorities to stop the spread of a virus that causes hand, foot and mouth disease, after an outbreak killed 22 children.

The deaths were first reported in March in the city of Fuyang, in the eastern province of Anhui.

More than 3,700 people in Fuyang have been infected with the virus, up from Friday's official tally of 3,300, according to figures released by local authorities on Saturday.

The central government has warned that the number of cases may increase over the summer because the June-July period is considered peak season for the disease. [...]

Moral of this story...

Don't be taking the kids to see the Olympics in China. Hell just don't go at all. It is not worth it.

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Is it Chile out there or is it just me?

In one quick belch, Mother Nature wipes out all human attempts to control the amount of CO2 in our atmosphere and the planets climate. Why does she hate us so?

Our puny attempts are futile. Nature is all powerful. Why fight it? Live with it...

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No Excuse part three

Sycrude has finally come out and apologized for their screw up.

An oilsands plant in northern Alberta has taken out full-page newspaper ads to apologize after an estimated 500 ducks died after landing on a toxic wastewater pond near Fort McMurray, Alta., earlier this week.

Syncrude Canada Ltd., which is partly-owned by Imperial Oil Ltd. (TSX:IMO), says in the advertisements that it's committed to making the necessary changes to its long-established practices to make sure a "sad event" like this one never happens again.

The oilsands operator says it will learn from what happened, will improve its practices and will meet the public's expectations for "responsible development."

Still no donation to Ducks Unlimited. Tom Katinas, we are waiting... Are you listening? Show us you really do care.

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Thursday, May 01, 2008

No Excuse part two

Yesterday I posted in regards to the news of 500 ducks landing in one of the tailing ponds at a Syncrude oilsands site. I was not impressed at all. In my anger I was not very clear in regards to my reasoning. It is not about the number of ducks killed. Hell, I probably have shot more birds than that in all my years of hunting...

What got me was the non reaction from Syncrude. How they did not report this and that we had to find out about it from a tip from the public at large. That is not acceptable!

The image of the oilsands projects as "not environmentally friendly" is bad enough without shit like this happening. The Alberta government is now spending 25 million dollars of OUR MONEY to try and curb this poor image.

[...] Environment Minister Rob Renner concedes the incident has put a major dent in Alberta's efforts to counter the message being spread by environment groups that the massive northern oilsands projects are taking a major toll on the environment.

“It's a real blow to our messaging that we are working very, very hard ensure that we do have sustainable development,” Mr. Renner told The Canadian Press.

“Are people going to focus on this for their own political interests? Of course they are,” said the minister. “Does this mean that we're not doing an adequate job of protecting the environment? No it doesn't.” [...]


How do you think this news is going to go over internationally? EnvironMENTAL groups love this sort of thing. They will use it as ammunition in their rhetoric to bash these projects even more so.

Prime Minister Harper see's it in the same light as I do.
Prime Minister Stephen Harper says there's no doubt that Canada's environmental image has been hurt by the deaths of 500 ducks on a toxic oilsands tailings pond in northern Alberta.

Harper says this loss of wildlife should not have happened and he says federal officials are investigating. [...]


Syncrude... do the right thing, Cut a check right now and send it to Ducks Unlimited and at least save some face here.

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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

NO EXCUSE!

Storm blamed for demise of 500 ducks in Alberta Which is the biggest pile of crap of an excuse Syncrude could come up with. To say I am dismayed and disgusted is an understatement. I truly hope that Syncrude gets nailed to the cross for this. There simply is no excuse for this to happen. May I suggest a 1 million dollar fine and a 1 million dollar donation to Ducks Unlimited.

"Good for my land. Good for my business."

The gall of Syncrude not to report this immediately is quite disturbing. If this is their idea of "responsible and sustainable" I may have to re think my support for the development of Alberta's oil sands. I am not impressed. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER PEOPLE!

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Oils well that ends well

Compare the following...

Those who go with the flow...

Alberta

Soaring high on the stratospheric price of oil, Alberta will spend a record $37 billion this fiscal year to build, build, build and give residents a break on taxes and health-care premiums.

It will also spend money to prime the pump for high-tech investment.

Saskatchewan
Saskatchewan's new government on Wednesday projected a C$250 million ($248 million) budget surplus for 2008-09 despite higher spending as the Canadian Prairie province reaps rewards from its booming energy and agriculture industries.

Newfoundland - Labrador
Newfoundland and Labrador used a gusher of oil-based revenues Tuesday to slash its debt, cut taxes and bolster spending on health, roads and other public services.


And those who don't...

Ontario
Ontario budget funds modest tax cuts, retraining program

Duncan's provincial budget released Tuesday outlines a three-year, $1.5 billion plan to help train more apprentices, boost financial aid for students and help retrain 20,000 unemployed Ontarians. It also includes business tax cuts worth $750 million over four years, including a retroactive cut to the capital tax that Duncan says will immediately give manufacturers $190 million.

Duncan defied a demand from his federal counterpart Jim Flaherty to sharply cut corporate taxes in the wake of grim economic forecasts.

He says his government has chosen a more comprehensive plan to cope with the slowdown.

That includes boosting spending on health care by six per cent to more than $40 billion in 2008-09 — a move Duncan says will help Ontario attract business investment.

The budget also includes a previously announced $1 billion plan to help municipalities fix aging roads and bridges and improve transit systems in greater Toronto and Hamilton.

But a projected $600 million budget surplus falls short of the threshold the government said was needed in order to be able to share the wealth with municipalities.

Related... Hows that "more comprehensive plan" working out so far?
A report by the TD Bank Financial Group handed residents of Ontario a rather dire prediction on Tuesday.

Their province may soon achieve "have-not" status.

British Columbia
British Columbians will be paying more at the fuel pump and less at tax time under a new carbon tax on all fossil fuels unveiled Tuesday as part of the Liberal government's budget.

The balanced budget, introduced by Finance Minister Carole Taylor in the legislature in Victoria, forecasts a total revenue of $38.5 billion and total government expense of $37.7 billion in 2008-09.

The surplus for this budget year is projected to be $50 million, while last year's figure was $2 billion.

Quebec
QUEBEC–Premier Jean Charest's minority government secured its survival yesterday by tabling a ho-hum budget that tried to offset a grim financial outlook with crumbs left in the province's cupboard.

Manitoba
The government will spend $12.2 billion in the 2008-09 budget year and projects revenue of $12.3 billion, leaving a surplus of $96 million. It will apply $110 million to its debt of $11.1 billion.

Total spending is up $395 million.

Selinger is dipping into the province's fiscal stabilization fund to put an extra $47 million into healthcare to reduce wait times and enhance other health-related programming. He will also take $13 million from the fund to put into ecoTrust funds, as promoted by Ottawa, leaving $643 million in the kitty.
$10 million in fee increases

There weren't many goodies for taxpayers, who are facing myriad fee increases on everything from vehicle registration to fishing licences. The fee increases are expected to bring an extra $9.6 million into provincial coffers.

Prince Edward Island
The 2008-09 budget forecasts a deficit of almost $35 million in the coming year, a slight improvement over last year's deficit of almost $37 million. The back-to-back deficits - unusual in Canada these days - will boost the net debt in Canada's smallest province to an all-time high of $1.4 billion.

It means that every man, woman and child living in the "Garden of the Gulf" owes roughly $10,140.

New Brunswick
The New Brunswick government introduced a modest, balanced budget with no tax changes on Tuesday, but it served notice that a major overhaul is in the works for the province's tax system.

The $7.1 billion budget for 2008-09, introduced by Finance Minister Victor Boudreau, forecasts a $19-million surplus.

There are spending increases for education, health and social services but all government departments have been ordered to cut administrative costs in an effort to shave $15 million from government expenditures.

"We are mindful of the challenges facing our economy, particularly in light of the U.S. slowdown and the high Canadian dollar," Boudreau said in his budget speech in the legislature.

"This is reflected in our revenue forecast."

Revenues are expected to grow by $185.4 million, or 2.7 per cent from 2007-08.

The province's net debt is also expected to grow - to $7.1 billion by 2009. The total represents a roughly $500 million increase over 2007, largely due to soaring capital costs for highway improvements.

It means that every man, woman and child in New Brunswick owes about $9,500 for the net debt.

There are no tax increases and no tax cuts in the new budget.

In Boudreau's first budget last year, New Brunswickers were stunned by an array of across-the-board tax increases for individuals and businesses that abruptly ended years of cautious tax cuts by the previous Conservative administration.

Nova Scotia
The $8.5-billion budget is balanced — for the seventh consecutive time — but it provides only a smattering of spending and marginal tax breaks for groups such as students, public transit riders and search and rescue volunteers.

All told, Nova Scotians will pay $105-million less in taxes, with about one third of that coming from a previously announced decrease in corporate taxes.

The province's finance minister, Michael Baker, said he had to take a cautious approach in his fourth budget.

"Our spending choices are strategic," he said in a speech to the legislature as the budget was tabled. "They are prudent."

Mr. Baker noted that Nova Scotia's most important exports, including fish, forest products and natural gas, are mostly being sold to a struggling U.S. market and the strength of the Canadian dollar hasn't helped.

"Nova Scotia exports will face challenges from the U.S. slowdown, exchange rates and pressures from rising energy and wage costs," he said.

Meanwhile, corporate profits are expected to fall, and the population will decline, resulting in a decrease in transfers from Ottawa. The province expects to get 34 per cent of its budget from federal sources.(emphasis mine)

However, the modest spending commitments mean the province's debt will shrink less than one per cent to $12.3 billion — that's over $13,000 for everyone in the province.

I know where I want to be for the next few years as the economy regains some traction. I will go with the FLOW...

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

And the blame goes to....

United Nations World Food Program wants your money...

[...] Sheeran said the crisis is "a silent tsunami that respects no borders."

"The world's misery index is rising … as soaring food and fuel prices roll through the lives of the most vulnerable," she said Friday. [...]

{...] Sheeran said that $12 billion in donations poured in following the devastating tsunami in 2004 that left nearly a quarter of a million people dead in Southeast Asia. "We need that same kind of action and generosity [again]," she said.

On the weekend, UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon said the WFP needs an extra $755 million to cover the rising costs of existing emergency operations. [...]
(Emphasis added)

And the answer is...

The United Nations IPCC and their lunatic solution of burning food for fuel and the CO2 is evil scam.

Take a bow folks. Although you have created riots in Cameroon, Haiti and Bangladesh, (So far!) You have truly earned that Nobel Peace prize along with the not so hungry (unless you are talking attention, power or money) Al Gore.

Oh the irony of it all...

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Monday, April 21, 2008

I should be dead by now

According to the latest news fear mongering anyways...

[...] Dogs should not be allowed to sleep in the same room as their owner in case they pass on diseases, one of the country's top (UK)vets has warned.

Acting Chief Veterinary Officer Fred Landeg urged people to be on the alert about pets because they can "transmit illnesses as easily as farm animals".

Among diseases thought to be carried by dogs are common food poisoning bugs such as campylobacter and salmonella as well as exotic diseases.

About 10 per cent of dogs are thought to carry the superbug MRSA. [...]

OMG!!! we are all gonna die!!!!! Well, yes we are. Its the sad truth about life. Nothing lives forever. If you really want to know what is going to be the death of the human race, read on.

I have a theory I would like to share with you. It is idiots like this VET and all the people who tell you that you have to wash your hands a billion times a day. Spray down everything with anti bacterial this and anti bacterial that. They are the dangerous ones. Not our pets. By following these peoples advice, we will weaken the human immune system so badly, that it will be unable to fight off anything. That is when and why we will cease to exist. Over use of antibiotic's anyone? Same principal...

A home should be clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be lived in. Don't panic when your child eats a little dirt in the garden. It won't kill them. Unless of course you have sprayed the hell out of it with chemicals. Yes there is such thing as TOO clean. What are some of the so called "cleanest buildings" we have? Our hospitals, yet they are home to more super bugs than any pet could possibly have. Why is that? It's quite simple. We expose those bacteria to everything while trying to clean them up. By being exposed, they become immune to those very things that once killed them. It is no different for us. If we are never exposed to anything we will never develope any immunity to them.

Hey, it is just a therory. I have no proof, so do what you want. Personally, I will let my dog sleep on the bed with me. I will eat a little clean dirt now and then. I will expose myself to as much as possible. I will never use anti bacterial anything. I will live not in fear, but will enjoy life, as short as it is...

Commenter Roger from London, UK from the article says it best...
Frankly, I don't think it's just dogs you have to worry about sleeping with. Many diseases can be caught from the people you sleep with as well!
- Roger, London, UK

Have a great day...

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Reset your clocks

Muslim scientists and clerics have called for the adoption of Mecca time to replace GMT, arguing that the Saudi city is the true centre of the Earth.

And here I thought the centre of the earth was the Inner Core. That big chunk of iron surrounded by the core, then the mantel, and all wrapped up by the crust. So much for all the science I was taught in school...

On a side note...

Toronto was heard snickering and will soon demand that Toronto Time replace Mecca time as everyone knows that Toronto is the centre of the UNIVERSE...

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Friday, April 18, 2008

Not so Global warming

"we haven't seen something like this since the mid-fifties"

Say no more, say no more, nudge nudge wink wink....

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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Shits and Giggles

How did I not know of this sooner? Wikipedia with a conservative bias.... It's Conservapedia!

I love the Category "Liberal" more so for the Liberal Brain JPG. It explains a lot!

They also have a sweet little article on Global Warming Climate Change with plenty of links.

Global Warming my ass! One of these THINGS is colder than the other. One of these things just don't make sense... I want an explanation!!!

From Webstores Dictionary:

Al Gore: (n) An organism, possibly human in nature, which is singularly responsible for the emission of thousands of tons of jet exhaust into the atmosphere, in an attempt to tell us that we pollute too much. See also: Hypocrite.

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Going to the dogs

Dog saves woman from watery death
News like that always brings a smile to my face and a tear to my eyes. Then I came across this one. Now I am no fan of Martha by any means but I truly felt her pain as I read about her Chow's passing.

Yet, sometimes I wonder about my feelings. When you look at the following picture, what is your first response? Be honest...



Mine was... sadness.... for the dog. My thoughts were... "what a faithful dog, poor thing". I barely gave a thought about the poor soul under the tarp. Does that make me a "bad person"? What does that say about my feelings for the human race? No wonder I am single...

If you want proof that dogs are mans best friend, do this simple test.

Lock your dog and your best "human" friend in the trunk of your car for an hour.

When you let them out, which one is truly happy to see you?

I'll bet a $1000.00 that it will be your dog.

Enough said.

Back to watching Animal Planet with my best friend.

HT FARK

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Monday, April 14, 2008

Busy Beavers

It would take more than a couple sticks of TNT to get rid of this one.

The longest beaver dam observed with Google Earth to date (October 2 2007) is located in Northern Alberta. The dam has a length of about 850 meters (2790 ft). It has at least existed at this spot for over 15 years as it can be observed on the 1990 LandSat 7 Pseudo Color Imagery Provided by NASA World Wind. However 1975 aerial photo's show that this dam did not exist in 1975.

The actual location of the world longest beaver dam (that is until someone find a longer one) is just south of Lac Claire,and about 190 km to the NNE of Fort McMurray, just inside Wood Buffalo National Park. [...]

Best of all, they did not require nor receive any government funding at all for this world breaking project!

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Sunday, April 13, 2008

What Changed?

Fareed Zakaria of Newsweek, interviews Patrick Moore, one of the cofounders of Greenpeace, regarding nuclear energy.

[...] My belief, in retrospect, is that because we were so focused on the destructive aspect of nuclear technology and nuclear war, we made the mistake of lumping nuclear energy in with nuclear weapons, as if all things nuclear were evil. And indeed today, Greenpeace still uses the word "evil" to describe nuclear energy. I think that's as big a mistake as if you lumped nuclear medicine in with nuclear weapons. Nuclear medicine uses radioactive isotopes to successfully treat millions of people every year, and those isotopes are all produced in nuclear reactors. That's why I left Greenpeace: I could see that my fellow directors, none of whom had any science education, were starting to deal with issues around chemicals and biology and genetics, which they had no formal training in, and they were taking the organization into what I call "pop environmentalism," which uses sensationalism, misinformation, fear tactics, etc., to deal with people on an emotional level rather than an intellectual level. [...]

"sensationalism, misinformation, fear tactics, etc., to deal with people on an emotional level rather than an intellectual level." Not to mention ignoring science when convenient to do so. Thank you Mr. Moore for standing up and telling the truth about how environMENTAL groups work. Not that some of us didn't already know this, but it is nice to see someone from the other side admit it.

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Back to the cave

I was perusing youtube and found this little blues ditty. I believe it is the new theme song for environMENTALists.



Funny part is. If it ever came about, those same environMENTALists would never survive. They would have no idea where to get their food as all the grocery stores would be gone.

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Saturday, April 12, 2008

Consequences

Could THIS have anything to do with This?

Last time I checked, the Canadian Coast Guard are the enforcers of the law in our waters. The crew of the Farley Mowat were ordered to leave the area. They obviously did not follow those orders. Surprise, surprise...

Paul Watson seems to think his little group is above Canadian law. Guess what Paul. It just does not matter what flag you fly. Your ship was in Canadian waters and therefore subject to Canadian laws.

Now come the consequences for their actions. And it is about time.

Paul Watson, head of the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society said the actions of the Coast Guard amount to “an act of war.”

If it is, Sea Shepherd Conservation Society just lost.

Welcome to the New Canada. One that actually has some balls!

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Worth Repeating



It's kind of catchy ain't it...

HT SDA

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Was Al Gore in Calgary today?

Sure looks like his handy work.

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They are kidding right?

Even your license plate can go 'green'

To qualify for the plates, drivers will need to make a donation to the Colorado Carbon Fund, which is a voluntary carbon offset program being created by the Governor's Energy Office. They will also need to pay $55.36 for the plate. The Carbon Fund will be up and running later this spring to direct money toward Colorado-based projects designed to promote clean energy and climate mitigation projects. Vehicles over 16,000 pounds will not be eligible to a Colorado Carbon Fund license plate.

Whew! I bet all those 6400 lb H2 owners are happy that they can get involved...

16,000 pounds? What vehicle other than the massive motor homes or commercial vehicles would weigh more than 16,000 pounds?

Yet another joke brought to you buy the enviroMENTALists...

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Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Caving in 101

BBC your not so reliable news source...



HT cjunk

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Ban the Olympic Torch

The new cry from the environMENTALists...

Not to be out done by Al Gore, The Olympic torch has its own
private jet.

[...] the Olympic Torch Relay is adding about 11 million pounds of carbon to the atmosphere. That's 5,500 tons. [...]


I wonder if they took the massive torch that is lit up for the length of the games into account? That thing must produce a whack of CO2 as well. Oh the shame...

Burn baby burn...

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The Alberta Advantage

First you get the oil. Then you get the money. Then you collect the CO2 and make the Plastic. Then you get the money.

We win twice!

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"chilling out" or "wasting time."

Study shows reading blogs can become a habit.

I prefer to think of blogging, and reading blogs, as more of an educational thing. Sometimes it is amazing the news that some blogger's come across that simply do not get reported in Canadian MSM. What makes it more interesting is the editorials that the bloggers give in regards to those news story. Once you add in the comments from the readers, it can make very interesting reading indeed. Blogging is not simply repeating "THE NEWS", it is more about how people react to "the news". You probably have noticed that many of the on line news outlets now feature commenting on their articles. Perhaps they have finally clued in.

Yes, it is a bit of a habit I must admit. Gotta go now. I have yet to visit the 20 or so blogs I visit each day. Bye Bye....

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Sunday, April 06, 2008

Global Warming

Why do you mock us so...
The day April showers turned Britain white

[...] Yesterday's blizzards were the first significant April snowfalls since 1989.

The contrast with the same day last year, when sun- seekers packed Brighton beach, could not have been more stark. [...]

[...] More snow is expected on Monday, mostly in the North, and showers of snow, sleet and rain will continue until Wednesday.

Tuesday night will be particularly chilly, with widespread overnight lows of minus 5c. [...]


Long winter hampers maple syrup production
Mining the liquid gold flowing from maple trees in parts of Eastern Canada is proving to be a difficult task this year.

A combination of unpredictable weather and heavy snowfall this past winter is causing monumental headaches for maple syrup producers. [...]


Late snowstorm creates havoc
[...] Inside the city, where 10 to 15 centimetres of snow fell Saturday, Edmonton police reported 84 collisions by mid afternoon, including 18 with injuries.

Meanwhile, to the south, Wetaskiwin RCMP called parts of the QEII Highway a no-tow zone for hours as blowing snow created whiteout conditions.

Highways 16, 21 and 14 -- in the areas of Fort Saskatchewan, Sherwood Park and Tofield -- were poor for much of the day.

More snow was expected in Edmonton overnight.

Environment Canada also issued a snowfall warning for Lloydminster and forecast more snow this weekend for Slave Lake, Peace River, High Level, Edson Grande Prairie, Hinton and Red Deer. [...]


Will winter ever let go of its icy grip this year?

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Anti Gun Activists

declare victory. Pry gun from his cold dead hands.
Charlton Heston died Saturday at the age of 84

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Friday, April 04, 2008

Hell froze over today

No, this is not a post on climate change. I actually agree with Jason Cherniak on this one. So much so that if you want my opinion on the matter. Go read Jason's post as he stated my feelings to a T but much better than I could have.

There is hope for you after all Jason.

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Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Obama threatens US citizens

[...] “I would,” Mr. Obama said. “Not only will I, but I will make a commitment that Al Gore will be at the table and play a central part in us figuring out how we solve this problem. He's somebody I talk to on a regular basis. I'm already consulting with him in terms of these issues, but climate change is real. It is something we have to deal with now, not 10 years from now, not 20 years from now.” [...]

[...] Mr. Obama said he would use Mr. Gore to help forge a cap-and-trade system for carbon emissions designed to lower pollution.

The Illinois senator cautioned that such a system could mean an increase in electricity bills from power companies that rely on coal-burning, and that some of the money generated from a cap-and-trade system may be used in the beginning to help lower income or fixed income customers with those bills.

He also called on individuals to do their part to lower energy consumption.

“All of us are going to have to change our habits. We are a wasteful culture,” he said.

Using compact fluorescent light bulbs, energy efficient appliances, and unplugging power chargers when they're not in use are relatively simple solutions, he said.

“Those kinds of simple steps, if everybody takes them, can drastically reduce our energy consumption.” [...]


Read it all if you care to...

Cap-and-trade system huh. Sounds like Obama wants to cash in along side Gore on this money for nothing scheme that the so called environMENTALists have come up with.

All of us? Will Obama start by moving himself and his family into a more reasonable, say, 1400 sq foot home? Will Obama demand that Al Gore rid himself of his private jet , extra home(s) and also move into a home that is more environmentally correct? Perhaps Obama, Gore and every multi millionaire should share their own personal wealth and subsidize lower income or fixed income customers with their bills.

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Stephane Dion on the environment

Stephane Dion's environmental Leadership... He is not a leader in any way shape or form.
Stephane Dion's record on the environment... Non existent
Stephane Dion's signature on environmental documents.... Worthless

Wearing green scarves and naming your dog Kyoto just does not cut it. You didn't get it done! Take my advice Dion, the environment is NOT something you want to fight an election over. That is if you ever get some gonads and force an election.

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

non-skeptic heretic club.

They "Believe", but have interpreted the "Scriptures" in a different way than most of the members of the Church of Climatology.

[...] Hans von Storch, director of the Institute of Coastal Research in Germany, said that the world's problems were already so big that the added burdens caused by rising temperatures would be relatively small. It would be like going 160 kilometers per hour on the autobahn when "going 150 . . . is already dangerous," he said. [...]

[...] Pielke's new analysis considered 207 hurricanes that hit the United States between 1900 and 2005. He looked at their strength and course and then overlaid them on a modern map that included all development over the years.

He found that the most devastating storm, had it occurred today, would be the Great Miami Hurricane of 1926, popularly known as the Big Blow. Its path through the now heavily developed southern tip of Florida would have caused $157 billion in damage, followed by Katrina, whose toll was $81 billion. Six of the top 10 most damaging storms occurred before 1945. [...]


An interesting read even for those who are of the "Skeptic Heretic" Club.

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Friday, March 21, 2008

Welcome to Alberta

Things you should know before settling in...

1: Pull up your pants, you look like an idiot!

2: Let's get this straight, it's called a gravel road. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

3: That lingering scent in the air comes from the combination of sweat, crops, live stock and oil. To you it just stinks, to us it is the lovely scent of money. Get over it.

4: So, you drive a sixty-thousand dollar car. We're real impressed. We have a quarter-million dollar Combine that we drive three weeks a year.

5: Every person in a pickup waves. It's called being friendly. We open doors for women. This applies to everyone regardless of age. Try to understand the concept.

6: We started hunting and fishing when we were nine years old. Yeah, we saw "Bambi" too. We got over it.

7: Yeah, we eat beef and pork. You want sushi and caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.

8: The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.

9: Per capita, each man, woman and child owns at least two firearms and knows how to use them.

10: Highway 2 runs north and south, Highways 1 and 16 run east and west. Highways 63 and 43 lead to the promise lands. If you don't like it here, I suggest you use 1 or 16 as your escape route. You could use 2 south but if you don't like it here I doubt very much you would like it any better south of the border.

Enjoy your stay!

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21st Century Piltdown Man

He's called "Anthropogenic Global Warming"

Go get a beer or two, sit down, make yourself comfy. Then and only then, CLICK HERE. Yes it is a very long read but well worth it.

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Thursday, March 20, 2008

The New Golden Rule

You dare to fail my sweet little child! Thats a LAW SUIT!

I think I see where these kids get their smarts from... they inherited it...

Please, pretty please, someone bring back the monkey bars. I'm now certain they were designed by God to give us humans the ability to develop common sense.

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Alarming Confusion

Icy start, but 2008 may be in top 10 warmest years

After the coldest start to a year in more than a decade, spring will bring relief to the northern hemisphere from Thursday. [...]

But not in Canada you say... such a pity.

Obviously Mother Nature has a hate on for Canadians.
We know it was wrong of us to stand idly by and let Al Gore show all those explicit photographs of what you're going to look like 30 years from now. But seriously [...]

Sorry Scott Feschuk, but according to Environment Canada's senior climatologist, Dave Phillips... it is far from over. March 20th will not bring spring to Canada. No reprieve for winter-weary, climatologist says
[...] And while Phillips is forecasting six more weeks of winter weather, he says not every day will be like that.

"We typically see in Eastern Canada anywhere of 10 to 15 per cent of our annual snowfall comes after the first day of spring,'' said Phillips. ''Out west some of the big Paul Bunyan snowfalls on the Prairies have occurred in April and May.''

Environment Canada is predicting the first month of spring is going to be colder than normal across the country.

In May, conditions will warm up in much of the East, but the forecast calls for colder than normal temperatures for the West, the territories, Newfoundland and Labrador, and in the northern half of Quebec. [...]

My advice is, don't put away your shovels or your Icebreakers just yet! You will be needing them until the middle of May, perhaps even sometime in June.

Global Warming... Why have you forsaken me.... So much for my love life.

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Perfection

AHRC keeps its perfect record in tact. No surprise there... That they only awarded $5000.00 is!

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Where oh where did the warming go

They just don't know...

[...] In fact, 80 percent to 90 percent of global warming involves heating up ocean waters. They hold much more heat than the atmosphere can. So Willis has been studying the ocean with a fleet of robotic instruments called the Argo system. The buoys can dive 3,000 feet down and measure ocean temperature. Since the system was fully deployed in 2003, it has recorded no warming of the global oceans.

"There has been a very slight cooling, but not anything really significant," Willis says. [...]

[...] "I suspect that we'll able to put this together with a little bit more perspective and further analysis," Trenberth says. "But what this does is highlight some of the issues and send people back to the drawing board."

Trenberth and Willis agree that a few mild years have no effect on the long-term trend of global warming. But they say there are still things to learn about how our planet copes with the heat. [...]

Read it all

Let me give you brainiacs some help... Its called NATURE, from that we get NATURAL. Which is exactly what is happening now, has happened in the past and will happen in the future. Like everything on this planet, our climate goes through cycles. Get use to it. It is not going to change...

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Monday, March 17, 2008

Dion the Leprechaun or Leper

Bumped... and Updated...

Turns out it is both.

Toronto Centre and Willowdale were no surprise. Had Bob Rae and Martha Hall Findlay not won those ridings I would be dead now from pure shock.

In Vancouver Quadra, Dion had the luck of the Irish on his side as it was a fairly close race. Which was a bit of a surprise for me at least. I figured this one would be another Liberal landslide. Joyce Murray managed to squeek out a win in this one with approx. 36% of the vote. The lowest percentage of all the winners.
Liberal - Joyce Murray - 10,155 votes - 36.1%
Conservative - Deborah Meredith - 10,004 votes - 35.5%

Desnethé--Missinippi--Churchill River was the one I thought could go to any of the parties. The Conservative, Rob Clarke, managed to pull off the win. He should be thanking Dion big time for this win. I am sure that Dion appointing a candidate for the libs was the death nail.

So Dion, how is that appointing thing working for ya? You are now 0 for 2... Keep up the good work! I'm positive PM Harper would love to see you appoint a whole bunch more before the next election. He would love those extra seats in the house....


The people decide in 4 bi-elections tomorrow...
Dion needs strong showing in March 17 byelections

Let the judgment begin...



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Sunday, March 16, 2008

I'm in love

I went to the Sportsman show on Saturday. It was not very impressive by any means. It seems to get worse each year. I doubt that I will waste my time or money on it next year.

On a more positive note...

As I was wondering around looking at all the boats, I ran into the lady of my dreams. She is practical, easy on the eyes, loves the water, loves to fish and goes topless on a regular basis. A package I can hardly resist!



I can picture me spending A LOT of time with her...

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Pesky Varmants

It's beginning to feel like Groundhog Day on Parliament Hill.

Two more confidence votes are scheduled Thursday, during which the Liberals will emerge to see the shadow of their electoral prospects and scurry back underground, presaging at least six more weeks of frosty partisanship.

Are the Liberals scurrying back underground, or are they being beaten back into the holes from which they came?

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Idle Threats

We have said that we would not bring the government down at this time but come April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November or December, look out. Oh wait, April is not good. April would be foolish. There is a holiday in May right? oh and Mothers day too. June? oh right, fathers day, can't wreck fathers day. July... damn another holiday whats it called again? August has heritage day... thats important to all the immigrants. That won't do. September won't work. That would piss off all the workers. October it is... of 2009 that is, the 19th to be exact!... That will show Harper and his minions!

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Leftist speak

The five most common words in any speech or article made or written by a leftist are: may, might, could, possibly and perhaps.

In this one article the word "could" appears 8 times. "May" and "Possibilty" both appear once.

Considering that the whole article only contains 456 words in 16 paragraphs, thats quite the feat. Over half of the paragraphs in the article declare that something "could" happen. They do not state that they "will" happen yet the headline reads...

"Climate change paves way for rise in infectious diseases"

There is no "doubt" in that headline. It implies that infectious diseases "will" rise due to climate change. The report makes no such claim at all.

Here's your homework for the night. Take any of the IPCC reports, it really does not matter which one. Copy and paste all or parts of it into your favorite word possessor and count up how many times these 5 words appear.

Nothing is certain for a leftist. Everything is left vague for good reason. It makes it easier to back peddle...

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Monday, March 10, 2008

Just in time for summer

For the low low introductory price of $129.95 + 5% GST, you too can find out how hard it is to make up your mind or set priorities.

Don't judge a man till you walk a mile in his shoes... (one size fits all)



This offer expires at 11:20 PM mountain standard time, March 10, 2008.
All sales are final, no exchanges or refunds.

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Such is LIFE

Whats this stuff?
Carbon sequestering.
Its supposed to be good for you.
I'm not gonna try it...
Lets get Alberta.
Yea!
Alberta won't like it, they hate everything.
They like it?
Hey...
That must mean its bad!

Thats some great science there I tell ya.
Give me a break already...

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Your vote counts

Unless you are unfortunate enough to live in one of these ridings.....

Mississauga—Erindale, Yukon, Mississauga—Brampton, Barnes, London West, Brampton West, North Vancouver, Vaughan, Nickel Belt, Thunder Bay—Rainy River, Kings—Hants, Oakville, Humber—St. Barbe—Baie Verte, Scarborough Centre, Guelph, Richmond, Bourassa, Mount Royal, Etobicoke North, Cape Breton—Canso, Madawaska—Restigouche, Newton—North Delta, Brampton—Springdale, Saint-Laurent—Cartierville, Vancouver South, York Centre, Malpeque, Sydney—Victoria, Laval—Les Îles, Vancouver Centre, Don Valley West, Wascana, Mississauga East—Cooksville, Ajax—Pickering, Miramichi, Etobicoke—Lakeshore, Notre-Dame-de-Grâce—Lachine, Thornhill, Nunavut, Scarborough—Agincourt, Churchill, Beauséjour, Scarborough—Rouge River, Cardigan, Bramalea—Gore—Malton, Welland, Sudbury, Esquimalt—Juan de Fuca, LaSalle—Émard, Random—Burin—St. George's, Markham—Unionville,Ottawa South, Egmont, Scarborough—Guildwood, Pickering—Scarborough, Kingston and the Islands, Beaches—East York, Moncton—Riverview—Dieppe, Charlottetown, Winnipeg South Centre, Saint-Léonard—Saint-Michel, Pierrefonds—Dollard, London North Centre, Hull—Aylmer, Don Valley East, Kitchener Centre, Halifax West, Honoré-Mercier, Nipissing—Timiskaming, Labrador, Dartmouth—Cole Harbour, Lac-Saint-Louis, Fredericton, York West, Davenport, Bonavista—Gander—Grand Falls—Windsor, Brant, Algoma—Manitoulin—Kapuskasing, Huron—Bruce, Newmarket—Aurora, Mississauga South, Kitchener—Waterloo, Oak Ridges—Markham, West Nova, York South—Weston, Halton, Kenora, Eglinton—Lawrence, Scarborough Southwest, Richmond Hill, Etobicoke Centre, Saint John.

You can thank Stephane Dion, and the Liberal Party of Canada for that.

Although you may not agree with his party, Peter Van Loan is 100% correct in stating...

“The failure of almost all Liberal MPs to vote is a clear abdication of their responsibility and an appalling dereliction of their duty to the Canadians who voted for them.”

“Why vote for the Liberal party when the Liberal party won't stand up and vote for you?”

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Saturday, March 08, 2008

Dion, a closet secessionist

Well not anymore...

PQ leader, Pauline Marois, wants to
scrap referendum requirement.

[...] Marois's plan was called a "good move" by Liberal Leader Stéphane Dion.

"I think a responsible secessionist leader should not rush to a referendum, should first build strong support, a clear majority for separation and once it's done it's time to go to a referendum."


So, to add to the list of Liberal imperfections, which include:
A)No spine
B)No brain
C)No Balls
D)no leader

We can now add the following...



Foot in Mouth Disease...

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Friday, March 07, 2008

O Bomb A

It has been a bad week for Obama. His campaign seems to be in self destruct mode...

First he is caught in tales of "political maneuvering" that probably cost him support in Ohio if not everywhere.

Then we have one of his advisers resign after she calls Clinton a "monster". Her Iraq comments did not help much either.

While in Wisconsin Wyoming, Obama defended his readiness to lead. He does know how to answer a phone. I guess it is a start...

I would not be surprised at all if Senator Obama calls up PM Harper to borrow some muzzles for the remainder of his campaign.

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The road to the left

More socialism, thats what Canada needs. Cause it works so well! If only we could be as progressive as those dang Norwegians...

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Thursday, March 06, 2008

Turning back the hands of time

Stephane Dion, in French tradition, waves a white flag and returns to November 2005 so that he can hand back the leadership of the Liberal Party of Canada to Paul Martin. That, or his new strategy is to make Canadians feel soooooooo sorry for him, that perhaps the Liberals might get some sympathy votes if Dion ever finds enough courage to actually bring down the conservative government. Is this man not the most pathetic political leader you have ever witnessed in your life? It just gets stranger by the minute over there in Ottawa. Is there something in the water? There must be, as even Harper is not the man he use to be.

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Pipe Dreams

UN agency lashes Canada over crack-pipe programs

[...] "The board calls upon the government of Canada to end programs such as the supply of 'safer crack kits,' including the mouthpiece and screen components of pipes for smoking crack," the control board's report says.

Government-funded safe-injection sites, too, violate the UN Convention Against Illicit Traffic in Narcotic Drugs, the board says. [..]

I am no fan of the UN by any means. However, this time I am on their side. So-called "safe injection sites" and "safer crack kits" are far from SAFE or SAFER. Contrary to what the Ontario Health Ministry, the World Health Organization or Jack McCarthy says.
[...] "The evidence shows — and this is evidence that's supported by the World Health Organization — … that you really can prevent the spread of infectious diseases through safe inhalation or safe injection sites," said Laurel Ostfield, a spokesperson for Ontario Health Minister George Smitherman. [...]

Guess none of these fine folks read my post... Safe injection sites my ass! in regards to a study that shows a 250 per cent jump in MRSA from 2000 to 2006 in people who are injecting drugs...
But then seeing this is their JOB, you would think they would KNOW about this little study....

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I found Stephane Dion a home

It is in Norway.

Imagine you're one of the 13 men on this all-male board of a large company and are told five of you must go to be replaced by women. Unlikely? Not in Norway, where they're enforcing a law that 40% of directors must be female. [...]

Might not find a job, but he will definitely fit right in...

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Canada's Climate Forcast

It will get hotter, colder, wetter, dryer... and we will have more smog. Hows that for covering all the bases. Not to mention your scientific asses...

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Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Global Warming Pictorial

Back then... everyone will remember this one. Those poor polar bears that were going to drown... so sad... Everyone panic!!!



After the record breaking cold winter of 2007 - 2008. Melting ice is no longer the problem...



And it is not just the polar bears that are suffering as this fox can testify to!



These two are not just monkeying around. Thats the real deal covering them. They do look a tad cold don't they...



I sure am glad I never fell for the whole global warming scam. I would hate to have to be the one telling my children of promises broken...



Finally, this one just seems to some this winter up quite nicely....

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Given the Evidence

Justice Danièle Tremblay-Lamer has ordered an environmental review panel to justify its decision to allow a $7 billion oilsands project in Alberta's north to go ahead.

[...] "Given the amount of greenhouse gases that will be emitted and given the evidence that the targets will not address the problem of greenhouse gas emissions, it was incumbent upon the Panel to provide a justification for its recommendation on this particular issue," Tremblay-Lamer wrote. [...]

What "evidence" does Justice Danièle Tremblay-Lamer have that the problem of greenhouse gas emissions, specifically CO2, is in fact a problem? What LAWS are currently in place in regards to greenhouse gas emissions that would justify Justice Danièle Tremblay-Lamer decision? I can give you the answer to both of those questions... NONE! This is clearly a case of a judge with an agenda. An ill informed agenda at that. It is no different than a judge convicting a person for something they may commit, perhaps, well maybe, at some point in time, in the future, be considered a crime. How ridiculous is that? May I remind Justice Danièle Tremblay-Lamer that the debate over AGW is not over. It has just finally begun in the mainstream of things. The so-called "deniers", like myself are starting to be heard and more often than not, the science is swaying to prove us right. Seems as though, strange as it may sound, that the earths climate is controlled by that big ball of fire in the sky and not us humans. Go figure...

Perhaps Justice Danièle Tremblay-Lamer should sit in on some of the seminars at The 2008 International Conference on Climate Change. She may learn a thing or two.

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Monday, March 03, 2008

Shock and ummmm SHOCK!

I didn't see this one coming... So much for the "CHANGE" campaigns...

Updated... 3/4/08

Seats won.........popular vote

PC... 73 72 ................. 53%

Lib... 8 9................. 26%

NDP... 2 .................. 9%

Other .................. 12%

Only 41% of eligible Albertan's felt it important enough to get off their asses and vote. 59% have no right to complain about the government that they had handed to them.

Which begs the question statement...
Bye bye Kevin, Brian and this one hurts... Paul. You can now join Stephane Dion in the "we are not leader's" bin.

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Sunday, March 02, 2008

Jeff Healey

Rest in peace Jeff. You were a great inspiration...

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