Sunday, November 30, 2008

Coalition of the entitled

Jack and Gilles went up the hill
To create a total disaster.
Jack that clown, said screw the crown,
And Stephane came bumbling after.

Up Jack got, his shorts in a knot
he planned something sinister;
And went to bed illusions in his head
That soon he would be Prime Minister.

Now some did laugh and some did cry
But their fears did soon come true;
The economy crashed as the coalition handed out cash
Yes the country got screwed.


Saturday, November 29, 2008

Singing brownies 'health and safey risk'

If you guessed The Nanny State of the UK, give yourself 10 points.

Carol singing brownies have been banned from a Hemel Hempstead shopping centre because they are considered a health and safety risk.
Little girls from the West Herts guides have sung for pensioners at a special late night Christmas shopping event in Marlowes for more than a decade.

But the centre's managers decided they would not be invited to this year's event because they would obstruct fire escape routes. [...]

At least it was not because they sing Christmas carols... wait a second...hmmmmm...


Friday, November 28, 2008

Reality Check

In isle 2 and isle 4.


Thursday, November 27, 2008

Happy Thanks Giving day to our southern nieghbours

A classic...

"I did not know that turkeys can't fly!"


Wednesday, November 26, 2008

The Tory Challenge

Stephen Harper's Conservatives willing to donate 10 million dollars to Canada to help out in these tough economic times. Issue challenge to all other parties to meet or beat...

Stephane Dion... "Dis is not fair"

Jack layton... "Not from my kitchen table"

Gilles Duccepe... Something in french that I could not quite understand. I am guessing it was close to "give Quebec all the money cause we are special"

Elizabeth May... "That kind of money does not grow on trees you know"


Tuesday, November 25, 2008

He said pardon

Who would have thunk that Bushies relatives were so diversified?

Keep your fingers crossed Conrad. There is still some time left...


Monday, November 24, 2008

Yeeeee Haaaaaw

Having solved all the provinces problems...

The outgoing leader of the Alberta Liberals managed to wrangle his legislative colleagues on Monday night to support his private member's bill to make rodeo Alberta's official sport.


Red and or white stetsons will be banned outside of Calgary proper (can you tell I am from Edmonton?). Everyone knows that real cowboys only wear black or various shades of brown Cowboy hats. Straw hats shall be acceptable in summer only...


Cause you don't look the same

The years are not being kind to any of us...


Thursday, November 20, 2008

The End


Sunday, November 16, 2008

Bickering Liberals

Can't be can it?

That is what the CBC is reporting from the Liberal Party's First not quite all-candidates forum in Mississauga, Ont..

It is fun to watch the liberal party play another game of Go Fish...


The failure that is Kyoto

As we all know, money does not grow on trees. Apparently though, it does spew out of trees that are hugged.

The potential penalty, 36 billion euros ($46 billion) for the group based on current permit prices, and the fact that only a minority of 37 Kyoto signatory nations may meet their pledges bodes poorly for international efforts to limit global warming.

Please save the global economy from sliding into recession. Hug every tree you see.


Saturday, November 15, 2008

I am not going to eat the meat and you are going to give me my pudding

I think perhaps that some people did too many drugs and listened to Pink Floyd The Wall a few too many times.

Children as young as five will win the legal right to tell teachers how they should be taught and disciplined for bad behaviour, it emerged today.

Pupils will be handed an unprecedented say in the running of their schools - from the uniforms they wear to the meals they eat. [...]

Roger Water is a prophet... who knew?


Thursday, November 13, 2008

Ottawa sociology professor arrested

No not Dion, its Diab. Some other nutty sociology professor in Ottawa who apparently did not like France as much as Dion.


Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Political Correctness Gone Mad

The "B" word added to list right beside the "N" word. "C" word expected to be next.


Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Rememberance Day 2008 continued


Remembrance Day 2008


Sunday, November 09, 2008

The Life and Times of Me

As seen on HBO... (oooops forgot link... fixed)

I swear they followed me around for at least two whole days to get all the material for this series....


Tuesday, November 04, 2008

The First Black President

Richard Pryor...

Wishful thinking on my part.