Monday, June 21, 2010

Thats funny

I don't remember getting Kissed.

Why does the left hate us so?

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Saturday, May 29, 2010

Rebel Without a Cause

"What are they gonna say about him? What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans, man? That he had wisdom?" From "Apocalypse Now" Dennis Hopper as the "Photojournalist"

"It gives you a whole new way of looking at the day." From "Easy Rider" Dennis Hopper as Billy

Dennis Hopper: 1936 -2010

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Monday, May 17, 2010

End the Long-Gun Registry

Canadian Taxpayers Federation:

The long-gun registry, touted in 1995 to cost $85 million to operate, is now up to an estimated $2 billion and counting. The registry was an ill-conceived crime-fighting measure that did little more than add paperwork and expenses for hunters, farmers and recreational gun users. For taxpayers, it added higher taxes! Fortunately, taxpayers have the best chance in almost 15 years to bring the wasteful long-gun registry to an end.


Read the rest HERE

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Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Fuddle Duddle

That's all I got to say about that. Cause sometimes it just best to keep your mouth shut.

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Thursday, April 22, 2010

Happy Earth Day Earthlings

Marvin hopes it is the last one.



TWINKLE, TWINKLE PLANET EARTH

(Credit to unknown Lyricist, sing to tune of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star)

Twinkle, Twinkle, Planet Earth:
How I wonder what your worth.
You'll be worthless when I am through
Zapping, Blasting, Crushing you.
Twinkle, Twinkle, Planet Earth:
How I wonder what your worth.

Teeny, tiny spinning ball....
Heads are big, but brains are small.
I will strike you Earthlings down,
Ray gun beams from town to town.
Teeny, tiny spinning ball...
Heads are big, but brains are small.

Twinkle, Twinkle, do it fast!
Thirty Seconds left to last.
Ray guns ready, no more quirks!
Now I'll wait and hope it works.
Twinkle, Twinkle, do it fast!
Twenty seconds left to last.

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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Avatar a black eye on society

Well Mr. James Cameron, you just lost at least one sale on your newly released DVD, Avatar. I am adding it to my boycott of anything and anyone who seems to think that the Alberta oil sands are some kind of environmental disaster.

Let me help you out a little with your thought process on this one please. How did you feel when you heard of the Exxon Valdez spilling 270,000 barrels of oil along the coast of Alaska? It was pretty devastating, disgusting even. Those bastards! Big oil ruining the environment as always! How would you feel if you found out that there was an oil spill that made the Exxon Valdez look like a drop of grease in your kitchen sink? It happened and you don't know a damn thing about it. Why is that? It is due to the fact that mother nature made this mess herself. It is known as the Alberta oil sands and there is 1.7 trillion barrels of oil soaking in the ground in various area's in northern Alberta. That is equivalent to approx 629,629.63 Exxon Valdez disasters happening in a relatively small area. You would want that cleaned up wouldn't you? Well that is exactly what is happening. We are cleaning up mother natures oil spill and in the process we are salvaging 10% of that oil. It can be used for many of the everyday products you use every day. Plastics, fuel for your car or buses, are just a couple examples.

Now tell me again why the Alberta oil sands projects are a bad thing?

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Saturday, March 27, 2010

The planet is fine

The people on the other hand... are FARKED!

Caution... foul language is used in the following video.

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Tim, come to the dark side

Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You've failed, with your lies. I am a not a sheeple, like those young minds in universities.

I shall never turn out my lights to show support for the likes of Al Gore, Green peace, WWF or any of their ilk. My home will be a beacon of light, guiding my neighborhood away from this farce known as earth hour.



I miss the old WWF

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Monday, March 22, 2010

Dear CRTC

Why on earth would anyone want to pay for a service that is currently free over the air? If you are going to force me to pay for these channels through my cable bill, I want the option of not having them provided via my cable service. I will then go get myself a set of rabbit ears and watch these channels for free when I choose to! Which by the way is not very often as the content is lacking, which may explain why they can't seem to make a profit.

Thanks and have a nice day.

Love common sense

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Saturday, February 13, 2010

Too many hits to the head

Now I truly see the dangers of fighting in hockey. The brain damage is severe. Come on George, give your head a shake. The green party, really?

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How do you spell hypocrisy?

The latest way is "Quebec".

By the way Quebec, how is that whole asbestos thing working out for ya?

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Whole Foods Market Inc. and Bed, Bath and Beyond Inc.

Can you say Boycott? No not the oil sands project. Boycott these two companies.

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Monday, February 08, 2010

The green police



The Green police, they live inside of my head.
The Green police, they come to me in my bed.
The Green police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no.

You know that talk is cheap, and those rumors ain't nice.
And when I fall asleep I don't think I'll survive the night, the night.

'Cause they're waiting for me.
They're looking for me.
Every single night they're driving me insane.
Those men inside my brain.

The Green police, they live inside of my head.
(Live inside of my head.)
The Green police, they come to me in my bed.
(Come to me in my bed.)
The Green police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no.

Well, I can't tell lies, 'cause they're listening to me.
And when I fall asleep, bet they're spying on me tonight, tonight.

'Cause they're waiting for me.
They're looking for me.
Every single night they're driving me insane.
Those men inside my brain.

I try to sleep, they're wide awake, they won't let me alone.
They don't get paid or take vacations, or let me alone.
They spy on me, I try to hide, they won't let me alone.
They persecute me, they're the judge and jury all in one.

'Cause they're waiting for me.
They're looking for me.
Every single night they're driving me insane.
Those men inside my brain.

The Green police police police
The Green police,police police
The Green police,police police

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Monday, February 01, 2010

Jim Prentice, Minister of silly talks

Jim Prentice, international poster child of outlandish accusations.

Here is a thought Jim. How about countering the bull being spewed by the environMENTALists with some truth and facts instead of appeasing the idiots.

PM Harper sure knows how to keep his voter base happy don't he... oh wait... What is this?... strike 34 or thereabouts? My back has far too many knives in it now. Unfortunately there is NO ONE else to give my support to. My vote is up for grabs by anyone who can deliver something close to an Alberta version of the BLOC. The exception being that the Alberta version are truly in it to separate and not just garner more money from Ottawa to pay for useless programs.

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Monday, January 25, 2010

Just when you think you had heard it all

Another "genius" comes a calling...

Dictionaries have been removed from classrooms in southern California schools after a parent complained about a child reading the definition for "oral sex".


I kid you not. Stop the planet. I want to get off now! I simply cannot stay hear another day knowing that crap like this is becoming the norm. Lord help us....

And HERE is the rest of the story.

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