Saturday, January 28, 2006

Then and Now

(Then)In the dying days of the campaign, Layton dismissed any notion of co-operation with the Conservatives, saying it would take a major research project to identify the similarities between the parties.

He steadfastly refused to answer any questions about how he might work with a Stephen Harper administration.

(Now) "I am going to make a legitimate, determined effort to find things where there can be common action," he said in an interview with The Canadian Press.

"I believe there are ideas in all of our platforms for the parties to get something done."

Almost sounds to me like Jack is getting some good advice from Mike over at Rational Reasons. I have to give Mike much of the credit for showing me that no matter what our political leanings, we all have more in common than most would admit. Taking part in a few of the policy debates over at BPoC has definately opened my eyes to others views and I highly recommend everyone take part. Dino's latest is a policy debate on healthcare. It should prove to be an interesting one. To see the results of other debates Dino has held, check out the BPoC policies at his web site. Remember that all of these policies were developed by people of all political leanings co operating and comming to a compromise that all could agree on. If only our governments could work in the same way.


After a few days break

I am back and blogging. Now that the election is over, where does one turn his attention to? Dino over at BPoC has a little CPoC watch going on. Like him I will be watching carefully to make sure that they don't screw up and are held accountable as all governments should be.

I have spent most of the past week reading left leaning blogs and making the odd comment. What I have seen is not pretty for the most part. But I did see a few rays of sunshine peeking through the cracks at a few.

In the comming months there should be plenty to blog about when the liberal leadership race gets into full swing and Mr. Harpers New government gets settled in and parliament gets back to work. Until then...

Well... Ralph Klein seems like a good target. Little old King Ralph, the man who at one time had idea's and did a wonderful job of bringing this province out of the doldrums it was in. Yes we the fine people of Alberta paid a heavy price to get things to where they are today. Ralph slashed funding to eveything and anything to get finances under control. They were not pleasant times here in Alberta. Now times have changed and Ralphs vision is blurred. His best before date has long expired. New idea's are non exsistent. He continually rehashes the same old crap he has been spewing for the past few years. "The Third way" he proclaims proudly. Yet I challenge anyone to show me anywhere, anything in which he explains this in any detail. He keeps sqauking but we see little in the way of what he actually wants to do. Everyone can speculate and most think of the worst case senario. OMG! an American system! Personally I don't see that happening. A meeting somewhere in between the "old" Canadian system and the American system is what I forsee in the future. The option of having "essential" health care being done in the public sytem in a timely manor or having private insurance that may get you in and out a little quicker and covering non "essential" items. What one would consider "essential" and where that line will be drawn is anybodies guess at this point.

Anywho.... it is time for Ralph to go, retire, resign, be defeated, whatever the case may be. We seriously need someone with new idea's and a new inspired vision of where Alberta will head in the years to come. Who that person is... I have no clue at this point. No single person or alternate political party as of yet stands out in the crowd.


The End


Monday, January 23, 2006

Prime Minister Stephen Harper

I would like to wish Prime Minister Stephen Harper the best of luck. I know he will do Canada proud.

To Mr. Martin, thanks for your service to this country and the dance. Good luck in your future endevours. I'm sure CSL will have a possition for you.. wink wink.... no hard feelings..all is fair in politics and war... which this election seemed to be a mix of both....


Paul accepts defeat and steps down as leader of Liberal Party

What is Paul reaching for? Where is security? Stop that man! Whew! It is just his resignation as leader of the liberal party.....


Bye Bye Annie


Sunday, January 22, 2006

Believe it or not!

On the day before the people of Canada go to the polls, Martin continues to spew his retoric about how the evil conservatives are going to ruin this country. This man is so out of touch with reality it is simply amazing. The non issues he has brought out in a last ditch attemp to smear Mr. Harpers team and steal away victory is proof of that. Believe me Canada will continue to exsist, prosper and yes even progress under a conservative government. We might even find out where a whole lot of our money has dissappeared to and finally have some people face charges for abusing our trust. That is the liberal parties biggest fear. The truth! Something they know so little of.


Canada Is

Just a little reminder to all of us no matter our political leanings.

Music performed by Roger Whittaker

Canada is the Rocky Mountains
Canada is Prince Edward Island
Canada is a country made for love
Canada is La Belle Provence
Canada is the Yukon Mine
Canada is a country full of love

We have love for our neighbour
For whatever creed or colour
We have love for our cities
And our valleys and our plains
We have a voice that is calling
Telling all the world we're willing
To welcome them to this great land
For that's what Canada is

Canada is the Rocky Mountains
Canada is Prince Edward Island
Canada is a country made for love
Canada is La Belle Provence
Canada is the Yukon Mine
Canada is a country full of faith

We have faith in our future
We're ready for tomorrow
We have faith in our children
For our future's in their hands
We have a voice that is calling
Telling us to keep on hoping
For time will make this wild land great
And that's what Canada is

Canada is the Rocky Mountains
Canada is Prince Edward Island
Canada is a country made for love
Canada is La Belle Provence
Canada is the Yukon Mine
Canada is a country loving peace

We have peace in our valleys
We're happy and contented
We have peace in our cities
And our boundaries have no chains
We have a voice that is calling
Telling all free men we're willing
To show them how to live in peace
For that's what Canada is

Canada is the Rocky Mountains
Canada is Prince Edward Island
Canada is a country made for love
Canada is La Belle Provence
Canada is the Yukon Mine
Canada is a country full of love

Canada is the Rocky Mountains
Canada is Prince Edward Island
Canada is a country made for love
Canada is La Belle Provence
Canada is the Yukon Mine
Canada is a country full of love


Spin Spin Spin Spin

Martin Spins to win.


Saturday, January 21, 2006

Too good not to link to

Just go HERE you won't regret it!


Friday, January 20, 2006

Sample of the New Ballots

Your choice is clear as far as Martin is concerned! There is no other way to vote. Martins "VALUES" are the only "Canadian VALUES" that are correct. If you choose to vote any other way you are not Canadian! Welcome to Communist Canada were you get "left" in the dark....


Maybe I spoke too soon?

Okay ... this whole thing is getting out of hand. Might as well move to Cuba, China, Laos, North Korea, Vietnam or somewhere where at least I know that MY VOTE does not mean anything! Oh thats right... those are all communist countries, and the people don't get to vote. Here we go through the motions just to make it look good. This party is totally corrupt from top to bottom. True North Strong and Free my ass! The Liberal Party of Canada will stop at nothing to win this election! This is why Martin is so sure he will win. Guess all those times he said "MY COUNTRY" he really meant it.... and here I thought it was "OUR COUNTRY"....


Another Promise Martin won't Keep

Amongst the other bile Martin is spewing about conservatives in this country, Martin came out with this gem today.

"We are three days away from the election, and I can tell you we're going to win that election,"

Without divine intervention ... or perhaps envoking the 'war measures act' I can't see with the current polling results how Matin could keep this one. Not that that bothers him. Since when does a liberal deliver on a promisse?


Wednesday, January 18, 2006

New polling results

Have polling numbers got you down? Would you like to see your party numbers soar?

We here at 'Polls R Us', have the solution for every party and their supporters. We have the ability to skew any poll with the results you want. No objectivity what so ever.

Here are just a few samples of the recent poles we have completed using biased questions to get completely skewed results!

We call this one the "Tatical Councel" pole. As you can see it favours the conservatives.

Conservatives: 64%
Liberals: 15%
New Democrats: 11%
Bloc Quebecois: 9%
Greens: 1%

This one we call the "ESE WeSearch" pole. It is skewed to the liberals.

Liberals: 62%
New Democrats: 16%
Conservatives: 11%
Bloc Quebecois: 9%
Greens: 2%

This next one we call "Itsyour Read" Yes we can even make you Dippers take the lead in the polls. We truely are that good!

New Democrats: 52%
Liberals: 23%
Conservatives: 11%
Bloc Quebecois: 9%
Greens: 5%

The last one we offer is a special offer only. It comes at a very high price and must be used with great caution. We call this one the "Ekaos" pole.

Bloc Quebecois: 100%
New Democrats: 0%
Liberals: 0%
Conservatives: 0%
Greens: 0%


Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Its Your Choice

Yes it is up to you. You, the fine people of Canada. On Janauary 23rd you will decide which of these two items you are going to toss or more so, who you toss which one to. Its sink or float time... The sharks are swimming to the left, they're swimming to the right and you are the only voter in town. Make it count!

Personally I am tossing Martin the anchor.... his ship sunk way before the election call.... Mr. Harper is getting the life preserver... he most certainly has earned it.

Stand up for Canada.....


Monday, January 16, 2006

The Liberal Campaign


Sunday, January 15, 2006

The Gooey The Bad and The Ugly


Saturday, January 14, 2006

All the same thing?

Martin seems to think that Canadian Values and Liberal Values are one in the same. He also thinks that what the liberal party has decided on the behalf of Canada is the same as what Canadians want. Martin makes the following statements:

"This election is fundamentally an election about two very different perspectives on Canada,"

"One, Stephen Harper's which has been imported from the extreme far right in the United States and the other and other based in Canadian values."

(kyoto accord)"Stephen Harper would renege on that commitment. He would break our word to the world on an international treaty."

"My government said no to it but Stephen Harper would open the door to Canada joining ballistic missile defence."

His first statement could not be more true... this election is about a different perspective of Canada... and that is a very different one that the liberals have been giving us for years.

The second statement is a little fuzzy... imported from the extreme right of the United States... Imported? Well not really... there are people in Canada that actually think the same way as some of those in the US. The US does not have a copyright on those types of views.... Extreme? I don't find anything Mr. Harper is saying is extreme... But then I am a concervative and I guess that some liberals might find his views extreme... but then again... I find the liberals views extreme... Are the values of the liberal party of Canada the same as Canadian values? I doubt that very much. As I pointed out in a previous post... I doubt very much that Canadian Values include corruption, theft, lies, broken promisses just to name a few of the Liberal Parties values as they have shown time and time again.

Yes Mr. Harper has stated he would back out of the kyoto accord and impliment other Canadian made solutions to the problem. Funny that Paul holds this one so close to his heart as he has failed his commitment to kyoto in every sense of the accord. The liberal party may have signed the accord on behalf of Canada but they sure have not lived up to it. The only "word" Mr. Harper would be breaking is that of the liberal party of Canada, they are the ones that signed onto this not Canadian's. Not to mention that the liberal party have already failed the people of Canada on this issue in a big way.

Yes Paul, here is where the fundimental part comes in... "your" party rams things down the peoples of Canada's throats... you decide what Canadian's want. Mr. Haper is willing to listen to Canadian's and give us a voice in what we will and will not support in Canada. Mr. Harper will open the door... that door leads to open and honest debate and free votes on the issues within parliament... unlike "your" party Paul. P.S. Paul... anyone who relates to a party as "my party" has issues and should seek help... correct me if I am wrong but is it not supposed to be representing Canada... not you? our party would be a far better way to state things...

Paul irritates me to no end... can you tell......


What Kind of Coffee are You?

Right after my last post.... what pops up on my sharpreader? Blogthings asking what kind of coffee are you? As if on que...

Obviously American as it does not mention Tims! Will those nieghbours of ours ever learn?

You Are an Espresso

At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic

At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung

You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping

Your caffeine addiction level: high


Friday, January 13, 2006

Liberal Values

This ain't one of them....

First they insulted us with Beer and Popcorn.... a couple of things Candains value very much... Now they insult us with Coffee and Donuts! Oh sure, now that Tim Hortons is dominated by an "American" company aka "Wendys", the liberals turn their backs on the one thing that Canadians truely Value Very Very much! Why don't they just tell us to "blow them".... oh yea... they said that already ... but it was just to Albertans so it's okay... Why don't they just abuse the system and take our money and pass it on to friends.... right... they did that too... okay how bout... ummmmm.... break most of the promisses they make... they did that too didn't they.... ummmmm... bribery?..... been there done that... ummmm... balance the budget on the backs of the unemployed, slashing healthcare funding and by ignoring the military... oh crap...they did that too... okay... can anyone tell me what these "values" are that Paul Martin is screeming about? So far I can't think of a single value that they have shown, as one that I would be promoting....


Smokin' Spirallin' Annie

Okay I know I have been sluffing lately... Too many words and not enough photoshopin.... My appologies.... So without further adooooo May I present you the current polling results for the ridding of Edmonton Centre.

Laurie Hawn - 42%
Anne McLellan - 35%


Thursday, January 12, 2006


From CTV:
A new study for the federal Justice Department says Canada should get rid of its law banning polygamy, and change other legislation to help women and children living in such multiple-spouse relationships.

The Bailey report, consistent with other research for the project, also concludes the courts might well rule that Canada's law banning polygamy is a violation of Canada's constitutional guarantee of freedom of religion.

But Section 293 would survive such a challenge because the harm to women and children in many polygamous marriages is well documented - abuse, poverty, coercion, health problems - and the limit to religious freedom would be considered "reasonable," as allowed under Section 1 of the charter.

Chief author Martha Bailey - "In light of the fact that we have a fairly permissive society. Why are we singling out that particular form of behaviour for criminalization?"

With this type of thinking... why bother criminalizing anything?

In light of the fact that we have a fairly permissive society... why bother locking the doors to your home... we should just allow the thieves to walk in and help themselves.
In light of the fact that we have a fairly permissive society... why ban banned guns? Criminals should be allowed to have them.
In light of the fact that we have a fairly permissive society... why bother having a legal age of consent? Our children should be able to have sex no matter their age.
In light of the fact that we have a fairly permissive society... Why bother having a legal age to drink? Everyone should be able to if they choose.

Thank you BeatL(iberal) Bailey for your $150,000 load of crap! I am sure it will do this country a world of good.


Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Real Values

I see people
They are everywhere
People with real values
People that will be voting
Voting for conservatives
Yes conservatives
In large numbers

In Canada

I'm not making this up!


Server overloads

Just thought I would add to the links to try and save a few servers.

This just goes to show you how low the liberals will stoop to stay in power. Not going to work this time!

The liberal attack ad that was pulled is here

The Duffy duel is here Compliments of Proud To Be


Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Property Rights

Martin claims that Mr. Harpers view on property rights came out of nowhere. Unlike his "not withstanding clause" announcement last night I suppose. Does Martin think giving Canadians property rights is a bad thing? I know my "values" tell me that property rights are well over due in this country. Obviously Martin has no clue on a lot of Canadians "Values". I "value" my property and I don't like the fact that Martin seems to think that what I have purchased with the little money I have left after all the taxes I pay does not belong to me! He thinks that all of my property should belong to everyone.... everyone in the government that is! Just one more reason to toss him out on his sorry, tired ass.


Monday, January 09, 2006


Harper said.

"I say to Mr. Martin the values of ordinary Canadians are honesty, hard work, integrity and accountability.... and your government has not represented those values in power."


Timbits on the Debate

Martin Lies on national debate... Gomery found the liberals completey innocent? Since when? If this is the case why did the liberal party say they were paying back 1.14 million dollars? I'm stlill trying to figure out where that amount came from.....

Martin wants to remove the "not withstanding clause"

Martin proposes to "study" an ethics policy....

Martin in favor of a two tier health system as long as it does not recieve any funding from government.

Is it just me or did Martins facial expression remind you of a bunch of bored kids in a daycare?

What a look Martin got from Duccepe when talking about the case program vote...Like "what planet is he on?" You would almost think Duccepe thought MARTIN IS FULL OF SHIT!

(Duccepe)Forget about partisan politics...just do whats best for Quebec....

Martin looking into equalization....

(Martin) Quebecer's built this land....?????????

What a joke... Martin and Duccepe doing the unity dance....

Martin admits the priminister has extreme power!

Layton claim Quebec's daycare system is what should be across Canada.... Hmmmm a dept ridden system is what we need?

Layton is starting to look and sound like an insurance salesman.... or perhaps a used car salesman?

(Martin)To cancell the childcare program would be "criminal" Nice bait and switch Martin.. Won't work!

Martin brings up the "fend for yourself" line again.... Maybe he should read Canadianna's POST!

Now that it is over... the moderator..what ever his name is...did a horendous job...

Duccepe did very well as usual all things considered...

Martin... well... I am severly biast and felt he did very poorly.. he looked tired and he still needs some acting lessons as nothing he said in his rants were believable.... his hand jestors drove me nuts as did his childish eye rolling and constant face making...

Layton... Did a good job of emphasizing the NDP way.. to bad it will not help him garner any more votes.. he missed his chance to get more of the soft liberal support by pouncng on Martin more and Harper less.....

Harper.... Was not as strong as I would have hoped... he did get a few good shots at Martin as was expected... He did a fairly good job of clairifying some of the parties policies

No clear winner as far as I am concerned.... its still up for grabs....


Sunday, January 08, 2006

Planning Ahead

Some may think that this is a mistake on the part of Mr. Harper. I however take a different look at it. Unlike his rival Mr. Dithers, Mr. Harper is planning ahead, musing at the possibilities, and looking to the future. I would suggest that most of you do the same in your daily lives. Without planning ahead your life would ultimately be Kaos. We have seen what happens when there is no plan. Just look at how well the liberal campaign is going. Look a little further back and see how well the minority government worked with Paul Martin in the drivers seat. These are the types of things that happen when you fail to plan ahead. Mr. Harper took the reigns in this election. He has a plan. The Liberals are playing catch up and are simply reacting to whatever Mr. Harper does. The Liberals have no plan.

That Mr. Harper suggests that he is willing to compromise in dealing with the other parties is something Martin never considered until he was about to lose a non confidence vote.

Mr. Harper: "That's what you have to do in a minority Parliament. You do have to make compromises, but they can't be compromises that ask your own party or other parties to stand on their heads and swallow themselves whole."

Again Mr. Harper has the foresight to look ahead at what the possibilities are and how to try to make things work.

Planning ahead is a good thing....


Old and Tired

H/T to Dino for the inspiration.


Decide For Yourself

First Canadianna came up with this great post. I have taken the liberty to make this jpeg of a portion of it.

If that was not enough, she then came out with this one.

The Liberals - a 'hair of the dog' solution?
The Liberals will fix health care.
Who broke it?

The Liberals will clean the environment.
Who ignored it?

Read the complete post HERE


Saturday, January 07, 2006

New Stats Show Liberals Ready to Ban Vehicles

As we all know it is not the drivers that are the problem. It's those damn vehicles! Where do they come from? For the most part they are "imported" from other countries just like those damn guns!

From the Globe and Mail:
Car-crash deaths outnumber homicides

Once politicians finish grappling with gangs and guns, they may want to take a closer look at a much more deadly problem: Car crash deaths outnumber homicides by almost 5 to 1.

Statistics show that 2,730 Canadians were killed in collisions in 2004, compared with 622 people slain in homicides during the same period. Yet shootings and stabbings get substantial media coverage, while crashes command very little attention.

Read the rest HERE

So while the politicians play photo op games in regards to the shootings in Toronto more criminals who drink, drive and kill are walking away with a virtual slap on the wrist.

This post brought to you by "DADDS"... Disgusted About Driving Death Statistics...


Friday, January 06, 2006

5 wierd things about me...

Oooooooops... I forgot in my rush to get this out of the way to accuse... I mean give credit to Sycorax the credit for tagging me on this one. Thanks.............

#1... I love to put .... after words... not sure why I do this but... it has become a kind of signiture for me.
#2... I am one of those "strange" people who go to the local fast food joint and get a burger and fries... "up sized" and then order a diet Coke... you know the ones that are the brunt of so many jokes lately. There are some explanations for this but we won't go into it here.....
#3... My favorite sandwich is peanut butter and banana...
#4... I have a terrible memory for almost everything except addresses...
#5... Where was I? Why am I here? What was the question?

I tag.... No one... as I have made the rounds of all the blogs I visit on a daily basis and have found that this one has already made the rounds... It dies here... You are very welcome....



The HMCS Liberal is listing to the starboard side baddly. Looks like that scary iceberg has done some damage. The Liberals may be able to rise again. After all, the crap they spew does have a tendency to float. That is if they can keep their supporters from abandoning ship. Perhaps they have something up their sleeves that will bail themselves out once again.


Thursday, January 05, 2006

Conservative Polling and the Rise in the value of the Canadian Dollar

Has anyone else noticed that as the numbers are rising for the Conservatives in the polls, the Canadian Dollar is rising right along with them? I know I just stated I don't follow the polls but... this one just hit me when I heard on the news that the Canadian dollar has risen above 87 cents for the first time in 14 years. Ummmm the Liberals were not in power back then were they? Hmmmm could those polling numbers be encouraging some investment in Canada? Is this a good thing for Canada or is the rising dollar going to severely impact the manufactoring sector of Canada? I know that my employer imports a fair amount from the U.S. so they will likely be enjoying this. What is this going to do to the interest rates? I am no economist, just asking the questions...


Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Conservative T Shirt

You honestly did not think I could do my last post without doing one on a Conservative T Shirt? I would hope not...

Conservative T Shirt


Liberal T Shirt

I have never been one to jump on the polling band wagon. I will leave the polls and there results up to Greg at Political Staples What I will do is leave you all with this little reminder.

Liberal T Shirt


Liberal Red Riding Hood

Starring: Belinda as Liberal Red Riding Hood
Paul as the Big Bad Wolf
Anne as Mother
Ralph as the woodsman
Grandma as herself

There once was a young person named Liberal Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them.

Liberal Red Riding Hood lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes referred to as "mother", although she didn't mean to imply by this term that she would have thought less of the person if a close biological link did not in fact exist.

Nor did she intend to denigrate the equal value of nontraditional households, although she was sorry if this was the impression conveyed.

One day her mother asked her to take a basket of organically grown fruit and mineral water to her grandmother's house.

"But mother, won't this be stealing work from the unionized people who have struggled for years to earn the right to carry all packages between various people in the woods?"

Liberal Red Riding Hood's mother assured her that she had called the union boss and gotten a special compassionate mission exemption form.

"But mother, aren't you oppressing me by ordering me to do this?"

Liberal Red Riding Hood's mother pointed out that it was impossible for women to oppress each other, since all women were equally oppressed until all women were free.

"But mother, then shouldn't you have my brother carry the basket, since he's an oppressor, and should learn what it's like to be oppressed?"

And Liberal Red Riding Hood's mother explained that her brother was attending a special rally for animal rights, and besides, this wasn't stereotypical women's work, but an empowering deed that would help engender a feeling of community.

"But won't I be oppressing Grandma, by implying that she's sick and hence unable to independently further her own selfhood?"

But Liberal Red Riding Hood's mother explained that her grandmother wasn't actually sick or incapacitated or mentally handicapped in any way, although that was not to imply that any of these conditions were inferior to what some people called "health".

Thus Liberal Red Riding Hood felt that she could get behind the idea of delivering the basket to her grandmother, and so she set off.

Many people believed that the forest was a foreboding and dangerous place, but Liberal Red Riding Hood knew that this was an irrational fear based on cultural paradigms instilled by a patriarchal society that regarded the natural world as an exploitable resource, and hence believed that natural predators were in fact intolerable competitors.

Other people avoided the woods for fear of thieves and deviants, but Liberal Red Riding Hood felt that in a truly classless society all marginalized peoples would be able to "come out" of the woods and be accepted as valid lifestyle role models.

On her way to Grandma's house, Liberal Red Riding Hood passed a woodchopper, and wandered off the path, in order to examine some flowers.

She was startled to find herself standing before a Wolf, who asked her what was in her basket.

Liberal Red Riding Hood's teacher had warned her never to talk to strangers, but she was confident in taking control of her own budding sexuality, and chose to dialogue with the Wolf.

She replied, "I am taking my Grandmother some healthful snacks in a gesture of solidarity."

The Wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."

Liberal Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop an alternative and yet entirely valid worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I would prefer to be on my way."

Liberal Red Riding Hood returned to the main path, and proceeded towards her Grandmother's house.

But because his status outside society had freed him from slavish adherence to linear, Western-style thought, the Wolf knew of a quicker route to Grandma's house.

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, a course of action affirmative of his nature as a predator.

Then, unhampered by rigid, traditionalist gender role notions, he put on Grandma's nightclothes, crawled under the bedclothes, and awaited developments.

Liberal Red Riding Hood entered the cottage and said,

"Grandma, I have brought you some cruelty free snacks to salute you in your role of wise and nurturing matriarch."

The Wolf said softly "Come closer, child, so that I might see you."

Liberal Red Riding Hood said, "Goddess! Grandma, what big eyes you have!"

"You forget that I am optically challenged."

"And Grandma, what an enormous, what a fine nose you have."

"Naturally, I could have had it fixed to help my acting career, but I didn't give in to such societal pressures, my child."

"And Grandma, what very big, sharp teeth you have!"

The Wolf could not take any more of these specist slurs, and, in a reaction appropriate for his accustomed milieu, he leaped out of bed, grabbed Liberal Red Riding Hood, and opened his jaws so wide that she could see her poor Grandmother cowering in his belly.

"Aren't you forgetting something?" Liberal Red Riding Hood bravely shouted. "You must request my permission before proceeding to a new level of intimacy!"

The Wolf was so startled by this statement that he loosened his grasp on her.

At the same time, the woodchopper burst into the cottage, brandishing an ax.

"Hands off!" cried the woodchopper.

"And what do you think you're doing?" cried Liberal Red Riding Hood. "If I let you help me now, I would be expressing a lack of confidence in my own abilities, which would lead to poor self esteem and lower achievement scores on college entrance exams."

"Last chance, sister! Get your hands off that endangered species! This is an FBI sting!" screamed the woodchopper, and when Liberal Red Riding Hood nonetheless made a sudden motion, he sliced off her head.

"Thank goodness you got here in time," said the Wolf. "The brat and her grandmother lured me in here. I thought I was a goner."

"No, I think I'm the real victim, here," said the woodchopper. "I've been dealing with my anger ever since I saw her picking those protected flowers earlier. And now I'm going to have such a trauma. Do you have any aspirin?"

"Sure," said the Wolf.


"I feel your pain," said the Wolf, and he patted the woodchopper on his firm, well padded back, gave a little belch, and said "Do you have any Maalox?"

Oh what a tangled web we weave
When first we practice to deceive.... Sir Walter Scott


Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Martin attacks Conservative leader on 'values'

Excerpts from News:
A rebuttal:

"Since I've become the prime minister, I have stared across the floor at one party -- the Bloc -- that wants to divide our remarkable country,"

He also looks at the responsible party every time he looks in the mirror.

"And at another, the Conservatives, whose leader and whose members seem chronically unhappy and for whom pessimism has become the default approach to seemingly every issue,"

When handed scandal after scandal, lie after lie and mismanagement abound..Why on earth would anyone looking at the liberals be anything but unhappy and pessimistic?

"Mr. Harper and I differ on child care and gun crimes, we differ on medicare, on tax cuts and foreign affairs. We differ on issues right across the full spectrum of policy,"

Can't Argue on this one. The major difference in all aspect between Harper and Martin is for Martin it is all about what is in it for him? While Harper actually has the interests of all Canadians in mind.

"I believe that in the real world, you cannot cut a cheque for $25 and call it a child-care strategy," Martin said.

"It's not a strategy and it's not a solution. It does little to help parents with children in child care and it does nothing to help those who have trouble finding quality, affordable care for their children."

May I ask what exactly "your" strategy does for stay at home parents, rural parents and those who choose not to use your wonderful "Institutionalized child care Mr. Martin? And since when do you know anything about anyone "living in the real world"?

I would love to see you sir live in the "real world" making a "real wage" doing "real work" for just one month... Bet you can't do it... Especially not on a budget of say... $2500 a month... Welcome to the "real world"...

"Think about it this way: What if decades ago, Tommy Douglas and my father and Lester Pearson had considered the idea of medicare and then said, 'Forget it, let's just give people $25 a week?'"

Ahhh so naive... What you fail to see Paul is that they were looking to the future.... Not at the past.... They were innovative... Maybe you should try it some time... When one continues to do the same thing over and over expecting a different result they are well... You know how the rest goes... Mr. Harper has plans, plans for today, tomorrow and the future. He like your father is innovative and looking for better ways rather than repeating the same mistake over and over.

"Whether Canada ends up as one national government, or two national governments, or several national governments or some other kind of arrangement is, quite frankly, secondary in my opinion," Martin quoted Harper as saying.

Yes this is a fundamental difference Paul, you as usual focus on the past a speach made ten years ago. Mr. Harper has moved on and looks to the future. You Paul, are of the old guard that has lost it's way in the darkness. Stephen is of a new guard that will guide us once again into the light. Returning this country back to its greatness and give it back its respect around the world we once had.

"Well, it's never been secondary in my opinion. It's never been secondary to the values or the beliefs of most Canadians. This is something that most of us feel at the very core of our being,"

Secondary... Of course it was not secondary to your party Paul. It has been your party's priority for over 12 years. Unfortunately your party has done nothing but make the separation sentiments in Quebec ever worse. Your party's plan has failed the people of Quebec and now doing the very same to the west.

I am glad you made it clear that it is the values of "most Canadians" as we know it is not the values of your party. Your party's actions speak very much of their "values". Those values are not consistent with "Canadian values". We Canadians do not value corruption, lies and especially not failure. Your party has failed the "Canadian Value" test Paul.


A Wake Up Call

I never thought I would ever be linking to Werners blog but..... this is a must read By William Macdonell. This gentleman truely gets it! Thank you Werner..... did I just say that?


Monday, January 02, 2006


This photo has just been released to warn the public to be on the lookout for "Lord Bump". Lord bump as it turns out is one of Ain't Binlaidinyears top squirrels. This is proof positive that the Wingnuterer blog is affiliated with Al Qaeda. Now Our friend Zorph will try to spin this but wait...there's more. Some of you may know that Zorph had lost his "ZINGER". What I have just discovered is that this "ZINGER" is actually the WMD that good ol' GW Bush has been searching for, for the past couple of years.

Yes Zorph's evil plot is to destroy the written language! Thankfully the authorities were able to find and destroy Zorph's weapon of media destruction before it could be released on the masses. Also found was this new high tech weapon that up until now had never been seen. It has been dubbed the "Zinger Flinger Lite". This compact weapon has multiple capabilities including networking, firewire,USB and the infamous "BOOTLE OPENER" not to mention many others. Don't let its appearance sway you, it is quite deadly in the hands of a properly trained squirrel.


Sunday, January 01, 2006

The Morning After

Celebrating New Years eve always seems like a good idea until.....

The Morning After.............

I'm sick


Martin Without a Majority

Rumour has it that some in the liberal ranks are already starting to organize to replace Paul Martin. This news has got to be causing poor ol' Paul to lose some sleep.


The Usual Suspects

usual suspects


Zorph and his missing Zinger

As I mentioned in a previous post, I thought that Zorph over at the Wingnuterer had lost his "zing". I have seen Zorph scouring blogs and asking folks if they have seen his "zinger". Yes Zorph I am Stalking you! Anyways... I thought I would give Zorph some help to find his "zinger". I have searched far and wide and guess what? I FOUND IT!

The Zinger Winger

The most popular Zinger because of it's overall compact size and versatility.
The Zinger Winger is a remote squirrel launcher designed to propel squirrels great distances into the air.

Throws Mr. Bump up to 40 meters.

Each Zinger Winger is constructed from strong aluminum tubing, heavy-duty rivets and stainless fittings. Full 30-day money back guarantee. Lifetime warranty on parts and workmanship (excluding rubbers).

(Disclaimer: No squirrels where hurt while writing this post)