Radical Islam is A Fact of Life

My apologies to Dr. Hook...

Throwing Stones (edit #4)

Well we are big rock flingers, we've got laser guided stingers
And we're hated everywhere we go
We talk about peace and we talk about truth
Our Mullahs can sure put on a show
It takes all kinds of kills to give us all kind of thrills
But the thrill we've never known
Is the thrill that'll get you when you get your scriptures
On the covers and Throwing Stones...

Throwing Stones...
Wanna see our scriptures on the cover
Throwing Stones...
Wanna buy five copies for my mullah
Throwing Stones...
Wanna see his smilin' face
When he sees the covers and starts Throwing Stones...

You think we're crazy sending little old ladies
To do our dirty deeds
I've got my poor old fingerless Daddy
Makin bombs for me
Now it's all designed to blow your minds
But your minds won't be all thats blown
Like the blow that'll get you when you see our scriptures
On the covers and Throwing Stones...

Throwing Stones...
Wanna see our scriptures on the cover
Throwing Stones...
Wanna buy five copies for my mullah
Throwing Stones...
Wanna see his smilin' face
When he sees the covers and starts Throwing Stones...

We got a lot of little teenage blue-eyed groupies
Who do anything we say
We got a genuine Talaban guru
He's teachin' us better ways
We got all the friends that money can buy
So we never have to die alone
And we keep gettin' stricter yet we can't get our scriptures
On the covers while Throwing Stones...

(still needs some polishing...)

But Newsweek will do.