Coalition of the entitled

Jack and Gilles went up the hill
To create a total disaster.
Jack that clown, said screw the crown,
And Stephane came bumbling after.

Up Jack got, his shorts in a knot
he planned something sinister;
And went to bed illusions in his head
That soon he would be Prime Minister.

Now some did laugh and some did cry
But their fears did soon come true;
The economy crashed as the coalition handed out cash
Yes the country got screwed.