Showing posts with label earth day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label earth day. Show all posts

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Happy Earth Day Earthlings

Marvin hopes it is the last one.



TWINKLE, TWINKLE PLANET EARTH

(Credit to unknown Lyricist, sing to tune of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star)

Twinkle, Twinkle, Planet Earth:
How I wonder what your worth.
You'll be worthless when I am through
Zapping, Blasting, Crushing you.
Twinkle, Twinkle, Planet Earth:
How I wonder what your worth.

Teeny, tiny spinning ball....
Heads are big, but brains are small.
I will strike you Earthlings down,
Ray gun beams from town to town.
Teeny, tiny spinning ball...
Heads are big, but brains are small.

Twinkle, Twinkle, do it fast!
Thirty Seconds left to last.
Ray guns ready, no more quirks!
Now I'll wait and hope it works.
Twinkle, Twinkle, do it fast!
Twenty seconds left to last.

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Sunday, April 22, 2007

Happy Earth Day

Thousands march to pressure Tories on Kyoto... Sounds impressive doesn't it. In typical fashion, the MSM uses word smithing to make it sound better than it is for those who believe in the cause. Lets see...

"thousands" marched in Montreal with smaller crowds gathering across the country

Notice how no real estimate is given on the crowd in Montreal, just "thousands". Thousands could mean anywhere from two thousand to 999 thousand. I wonder which thousand it really was? Perhaps it was under two thousand and the estimator just liked the sound of "thousands". Who knows... They go on to mention that only 300 turned out in Ottawa and a mere 250 in Canada's largest city, Toronto. Using that as a basis and that they don't bother to mention any other cities in the country, I can only assume that there were perhaps 17 demonstrators in Winnipeg, 20 in Regina, 14 in Saskatoon, 25 in Calgary, 23 in Edmonton, and giving B.C. the benefit of doubt, perhaps another 200 in both Vancouver and Victoria. Add them all up and as you can see we just may get into the "thousands" here folks...

Is this the best they can do to save our glorious planet from the evil climate change? Hell, we get more than 17,000 people out to Rexal Place in the middle of a winter snow storm to watch the Oilers lose. I guess Climate change and Kyoto really are not that high on the peoples priority list after all. Thank God!

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