Saturday, September 23, 2006

New Species Found in Ottawa

A new species Has been discovered slinking around Ottawa. Canadian wildlife specialist cannot explain why this species had not until very recently been seen. It appears to be a cross between a skunk and a chicken. It stinks to high heaven as to blend in very well with other odors that emanate from Ottawa. It is believed that it has a very cowardly behavior and it runs or hides at the first sign of danger. This could explain why it has never been seen. Its numbers are few and has already been added to the endangered species list. It can be easily identified by its beady little eyes, bushy whiskers, yellow belly and a prominent yellow streak running down its back. Its best defense from predators is its taste. It garners it repulsive taste by being full of shit.
It has been given the Latin name of "endeepeesious" and as of yet no one has bothered to give it a "common" name as like common sense, it is not all that common.


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like that Taliban jack from the endeepeesious species, also add from the utter stupidity group.
md

Anonymous said...

HOLY CRAP......Tim did a post.....lol.

Tim said...

Noooooooooooo...... I did two posts ya @#$#@$#$#@......lol

Sycorax said...

Holy crap... Even I got on a 'puter twice this week! The end of the world must be commin' soon! LOL!

Tim said...

Its the end of the world as we know it....... and I feel fine....... Nice to see you are alive and kickin sycorax... hope things are workin out for ya

Candace said...

I've missed your photoshopping - excellent, as always