Wednesday, July 27, 2005

News Flash

Ms Parrish rejoins Liberal Party and is given ministerial post. As Minister of Defence her first anouncement came as no surprize. "General Rick Hillier, You're Fired!" Her second announcement was just as un surprizing "We will be bringing back all our troops from Afghanistan as soon as we can manage to get Air Canada to free up a 757 to fly over and get them and thier green garb". But it was her third announcement that was a bit of a shocker... "In keeping with our policy of peace keeping around the world... we shall send 300 RCMP officers and horses in full cerimonial dress to perform the Musical Ride and show the Afghanistan people what peace keeping is all about". Ms Parrish has yet to release her plans on getting the RCMP members and the horses to Afghanistan. Our sources have revealled that Ms Parrish has been secretly talking to the people over at Evergreen Aviation Museum in regards to purchasing the Hughes Flying Boat H-4 (HK-1) Hercules (“Spruce Goose”). It does have a capacity for 750 troops after all! 300 Officers..300 horses... it will be close.....
Stay tuned as we discover more of the dealings of Minister Parrish... this has been an unpaid Political Post of... CRAP... "Canadian's Really Against Parrish"
Have a nice day...and keep smiling...All is fair in love and war...

1 comment:

DazzlinDino said...

good one......lol....