The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Gone to the dogs
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6 comments:
"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them."
I have pulled 4 treats out to fill "the Kong" but only used 3 ... extremely pissed dog.
They can count, I'm sure of it.
Oh yes they can... Roxy knows exactly how many treats should be in her bowl in the morning before I leave for work and when I get home... If those milk bones are not there and the right number she lets me know in a hurry... I won't even get into the pigs ear thing here....she goes nuts over those things and will sit in front of the cupboard where they are kept until she gets one. I do mean one... it is like her vitamin one a day.....
My pet rock is as dumb as a stick, just sits there all day and does nothing ... sheeesh...
Excellent post Tim. I like dogs, but it's not fair to the dog, right now, when I'm working so much ... maybe I'll get one later .. been saying that for years .. :-(
lol... Don't be blamin the pet rock for your lack of training it ABF... No such thing as a dumb pet... just dumb/lazy pet owners... ;)
How rude!... LOL ... yup. ain't that the truth.. I tried to teach it to roll over once, but it just about broke my damn foot ..
Is it Anon award time again or something???
Good post, my dog lies right behind my computer chair every time I sit down, so everytime I move, I spend five minutes untangling tail hair from the wheel. You'ld think he'd catch on....
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