Liberals Anonymous a 12 step program

These are the twelve steps of Liberals Anonymous.

1) Admit you were powerless over Liberal ideology; that your life had become unmanageable.
2) Come to believe that a power other than Liberal could restore you to sanity.
3) Make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of conservatives as you understand them.
4) Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourself.
5) Admit to yourself, and to another human being the exact nature of your wrongs.
6) You are entirely ready to have the conservatives remove all these defects of character.
7) Humbly ask them to remove your shortcomings.
8) Make a list of all persons you have harmed, and become willing to make amends to them all.
9) Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10) Continue to take personal inventory and when you are wrong promptly admit it.
11) Seek through policies and meditation to improve your conscious contact with conservatives, as you understand them, asking only for knowledge of there will for you and the power to carry that out.
12) Having a conservative awakening as the result of these steps, you shall try to carry this message to liberals, and to practice these principles in all your affairs