Sunday, May 20, 2007

Lord Bump Losin It!

Lord Bump losin it
It has been a while since we have heard from the White leader of The Wingnutterer. It seems as though he has taken residence south of the border as of late. Something about some Gonzo guy has got him really worked up. So much so he has gone a bit more nuttier than usual.

A squirrel went on the attack in a San Jose elementary school Wednesday, bloodying an 11-year-old girl and a parent in a slashing, biting assault and injuring a second grown-up before making its escape. [...]

(The story continues....)
The squirrel dashed off after attacking the girl, and the school went into a lockdown as a safety precaution, Ector said. Traps have been set. [...]

Attacking poor innocent children and their parents. Is this what the progressives have become? I am shocked I tell you... SHOCKED!


Candace said...

Lord Bump has truly lost it, although I'm not sure that a lock-down is the answer.

Tim said...

"lock-down" is the answer to all school problems these days it seems. It is the knee jerk response of the socialist mind set... EVERYONE PANIC!

If this were to of happened waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy back in my day of elementary school, the principal would have asked all the kids with slingshots to go squirrel hunting! Then after making sure everyone was alright, laughed it off and tell us to get back to our studies.

How times have changed.