Tuesday, January 29, 2008

The CBC is not biased at all

But I am...
This hour has 22 minutes "on the road"...

"Yes, we're going on the road. Send us an email telling us why we should AVOID your town. Are the people unfriendly? Or too friendly? Does it have an unpleasant smell? Does it have a raccoon population of 250,000 per square kilometer (we're looking at you Toronto.) To tell us why we shouldn't come to your home town, send an email to 22minutes@cbc.ca"

My email...
I would suggest you stay out of Alberta completely. Way too many conservatives for even the CBC to handle. After watching your "is CBC biased" episodes, I would guess that your staff would be linched up in a matter of minutes apon crossing the border. If you are lucky they won't tie you to the balls on the back of a pick up truck and drag you all over the province to show off the fine liberal catch they have managed to bag. Perhaps if you are lucky, they will just tie you to the hood of the station wagon like a big buck. You know us redneck conservatives in Alberta don't have a sense of humor at all don't you? We take this sort of thing very very seriously.

PS
Don't forget to buy megatons of carbon credits to offset all the hot air that comes out of the CBC. You must do your part to save the poor polar bears! You know the oil loving conservative Albertans won't...

Love Timmy

Your tax dollars hard at work...

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