Thursday, October 27, 2005

Albertan Vikings steal Canadians money!

Albertan Vikings have stolen $54,294,712 from the coffers of hard working Canadians! How disgraceful! Those damn oil rich Albertan have once again screwed the country by winning the Lotto 649 yesterday. Everyone knows that there is not an Albertan out there who deserves or needs this money as their streets are paved with gold and their pockets are overflowing with cash from the proceeds of oil.

Just thought I would beat MyBlahg to it.....

We will resume our regular deprogramming momentarily.

10 comments:

Candace said...

LOL! Didi you mean "coffers"? Robert will be pissed that you beat him to the punch. I wonder how many tonnes of carbon they can buy with that?

Candace said...

I mean carbon credits...

Tim said...

Not nearly enough carbon credits to meet Kyoto thats for sure.

OK...I obviously been spending too much time over at the wingnuterer. My selling and grammar are proof of that!

Thanks Canadace for the proof reading. Changes will be applied promptly.

Candace said...

LOL! good job, although it was fun trying to figure out what a cougher was (that had to do with money). Relax, you are safe, the Wingnuterer makes all of us look pretty damn good when it comes to typing, spelling or grammar, methinks.

Wanna trade your Stupidest F*(&*ing Pet Owner trophy for 2 greek guys not wearing a lot of clothes?

Tim said...

"2 greek guys not wearing a lot of clothes?" Now had that been 2 greek Gals not wearing a lot of close you would have a deal. However, it would take alot for me to give up the much beloved "Stupidist F@%*ing Pet Owner" Award. What else do you have to offer in this deal?

DazzlinDino said...

Good one.....lol.....

Did you see one of them went to Tim Hortons in a limo today...funny stuff....

Candace said...

"what else do you have to offer"? Hmmm... I'm ordering some "hysterical" TUITs (Zorph is working on the design, complete with the pimp hat, I think) and could possibly part with some... hmmmm...

Tim said...

Those would look good in my tuit collection.....hmmmmm.... It would be a start. But the new "award" graphic on your other left has now brought the price way up.

Candace said...

damn

Tim said...

damn? I thought I was very reasonable in our negotiations thus far.