PROOF OF AL QAEDA SUPPORT AT THE WINGNUTERER

This photo has just been released to warn the public to be on the lookout for "Lord Bump". Lord bump as it turns out is one of Ain't Binlaidinyears top squirrels. This is proof positive that the Wingnuterer blog is affiliated with Al Qaeda. Now Our friend Zorph will try to spin this but wait...there's more. Some of you may know that Zorph had lost his "ZINGER". What I have just discovered is that this "ZINGER" is actually the WMD that good ol' GW Bush has been searching for, for the past couple of years.

Yes Zorph's evil plot is to destroy the written language! Thankfully the authorities were able to find and destroy Zorph's weapon of media destruction before it could be released on the masses. Also found was this new high tech weapon that up until now had never been seen. It has been dubbed the "Zinger Flinger Lite". This compact weapon has multiple capabilities including networking, firewire,USB and the infamous "BOOTLE OPENER" not to mention many others. Don't let its appearance sway you, it is quite deadly in the hands of a properly trained squirrel.