Friday, January 18, 2008

Dions Interpreters

No, not to translate his broken English. To his credit, he has managed to get past that for the most part. Dion now only needs interpreters to translate what he really meant by what he actually said in English or French. You see, he is so damn smart that the average non Liberal just does not understand his higher being speak. It must be all those subtle nuances that we just seem to miss when he speaks. I'm guessing his higher being speak takes place during his inevitable pauses. They are not really pauses at all. That is when Dion goes into a telepathic state and transmits his thoughts to other Liberals so that they will truly understand him. The rest of us just have to wait for one of them to step up and tell us what he really meant. It really is quite simple....

The moral of this story is,
Never listen to Dion. Wait for someone else to translate or you will never know what he actually said. Now thats a quality you want in a leader...

2 comments:

Candace said...

Truly, the man is scary. God help us if he ever gets in power...

Tim said...

Candace...
I simply can't believe that ANYONE can still support Dion. He has made more verbal gaffs than any other politician I know of. His policies are all over the map and contradict each other. Then there is the little matter of his actual record while a minister. Truly scary...