Have polling numbers got you down? Would you like to see your party numbers soar?
We here at 'Polls R Us', have the solution for every party and their supporters. We have the ability to skew any poll with the results you want. No objectivity what so ever.
Here are just a few samples of the recent poles we have completed using biased questions to get completely skewed results!
We call this one the "Tatical Councel" pole. As you can see it favours the conservatives.
Conservatives: 64%
Liberals: 15%
New Democrats: 11%
Bloc Quebecois: 9%
Greens: 1%
This one we call the "ESE WeSearch" pole. It is skewed to the liberals.
Liberals: 62%
New Democrats: 16%
Conservatives: 11%
Bloc Quebecois: 9%
Greens: 2%
This next one we call "Itsyour Read" Yes we can even make you Dippers take the lead in the polls. We truely are that good!
New Democrats: 52%
Liberals: 23%
Conservatives: 11%
Bloc Quebecois: 9%
Greens: 5%
The last one we offer is a special offer only. It comes at a very high price and must be used with great caution. We call this one the "Ekaos" pole.
Bloc Quebecois: 100%
New Democrats: 0%
Liberals: 0%
Conservatives: 0%
Greens: 0%
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
New polling results
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Autospam is to blogs like lint is to blue serge...
That's why they get biased, they don't have spambot protection ... LOL
Can you get the ESE WeSearch one published?
Damn, a Bloc majority, we're screwed......or are we.....if ANYONE would support the Alberta Separation Party, it would be the Bloc wouldn't it?
With the latest news out there in regards to voting irregularities.... Dino may have a very good point... I can't belive what I have been seeing in this country in the past few days... is this Canada? Am I having a bad nightmare? We seem to be getting closer and closer toa communist country by the day..... Shaking my head in bewilderment.....
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