Joke of the Day

Dino tagged me with Aaron's Joke meme, so here it goes. My appologies to the smarter blondes out there....

The blonde and the jumper

Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He
sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00
news was now on.

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall
building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Homer said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Homer placed 20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan
dive off of the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset and handed her 20 dollars to Homer,
saying, "fair's fair, here's your money."

Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5
o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it
again."

Homer took the money.


I tag:
Zorph As he just does not have enough to do these days.
Sycorax Because he has been way too serious over at his blog as of late.

Thats enough punishment for now.