Thursday, November 10, 2005

Politics 101


Quiet down in the front row, class is about to begin. Today we will be learning the definitions of words involved in "politics".
The first word is:

pol·i·tic (pl-tk)
adj.
1. Using or marked by prudence, expedience, and shrewdness; artful.
2. Using, displaying, or proceeding from policy; judicious: a politic decision.
3. Crafty; cunning.

The second word we shall learn is:

pol·i·tics (pl-tks)
n.
1. (used with a sing. verb)
a. The art or science of government or governing, especially the governing of a political entity, such as a nation, and the administration and control of its internal and external affairs.
b. Political science.
2. (used with a sing. or pl. verb)
a. The activities or affairs engaged in by a government, politician, or political party: "All politics is local" Thomas P. O'Neill, Jr. "Politics have appealed to me since I was at Oxford because they are exciting morning, noon, and night" Jeffrey Archer.
b. The methods or tactics involved in managing a state or government: The politics of the former regime were rejected by the new government leadership. If the politics of the conservative government now borders on the repressive, what can be expected when the economy falters?
3. (used with a sing. or pl. verb) Political life: studied law with a view to going into politics; felt that politics was a worthwhile career.
4. (used with a sing. or pl. verb) Intrigue or maneuvering within a political unit or group in order to gain control or power: Partisan politics is often an obstruction to good government. Office politics are often debilitating and counterproductive.
5. (used with a sing. or pl. verb) Political attitudes and positions: His politics on that issue is his own business. Your politics are clearly more liberal than mine.
6. (used with a sing. or pl. verb) The often internally conflicting interrelationships among people in a society.
Usage Note: Politics, although plural in form, takes a singular verb when used to refer to the art or science of governing or to political science: Politics has been a concern of philosophers since Plato. But in its other senses politics can take either a singular or plural verb. Many other nouns that end in -ics behave similarly, and the user is advised to consult specific entries for precise information.

And the third:

gov·ern (gvrn)
v. gov·erned, gov·ern·ing, gov·erns
v.tr.
1. To make and administer the public policy and affairs of; exercise sovereign authority in.
2. To control the speed or magnitude of; regulate: a valve that governs fuel intake.
3. To control the actions or behavior of: Govern yourselves like civilized people.
4. To keep under control; restrain: a student who could not govern his impulses.
5. To exercise a deciding or determining influence on: Chance usually governs the outcome of the game.
6. Grammar To require (a specific morphological form) of accompanying words.
v.intr.
1. To exercise political authority.
2. To have or exercise a determining influence.

And Lastly:

gov·ern·ment (gvrn-mnt)
n.
1. The act or process of governing, especially the control and administration of public policy in a political unit.
2. The office, function, or authority of a governing individual or body.
3. Exercise of authority in a political unit; rule.
4. The agency or apparatus through which a governing individual or body functions and exercises authority.
5. A governing body or organization, as:
a. The ruling political party or coalition of political parties in a parliamentary system.
b. The cabinet in a parliamentary system.
c. The persons who make up a governing body.
6. A system or policy by which a political unit is governed.
7. Administration or management of an organization, business, or institution.
8. Political science.
9. Grammar The influence of a word over the morphological inflection of another word in a phrase or sentence.

So Paul, now what part of this sentence makes no sense what so ever?

"I'm going to govern and I'll let the opposition play politics,"

Paul could you please re state your comment so that it makes some kind of sense?Maybe you should refrain from thinking on your own or saying anything in public that your speech writers have not provided for you?

4 comments:

Candace said...

"Maybe you should refrain from thinking on your own or saying anything in public that your speech writers have not provided for you?"

BINGO!

Tim said...

Hopefully in the near future that is where Paul will have to go to make his extra cash. Thats if the little ol' ladies don't kick the crap out of him when he tries to enter.

Zorpheous said...

Tim,

Actually expecting politicans to speak truthfully is like asking the world not to spin.

Bullshit is the lubricant of Ottawa, or for any political hub in any country.

Layton's non-non-confidence vote motion, bullshit.

Harper dedication to pulling down the liberals, bullshit

Martin telling the truth, yewow, talk about bullshit

The Wingnuterer, just plain old nuter bullshit.

The only difference between the above four is I know and acknowledge openning what I'm shovelling, LOL

Tim said...

Thats a whole lotta bull there zorph. Think ya need something bigger than a shovel.