Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year!

And this one is a little bit special as it will be the first blue moon on New Year’s Eve since 1990.

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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry Christmas

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

They dispute

THIS. Yet Al,The IPCC and Barry get a pass.

Go figure.

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Monday, December 21, 2009

Calling Dr. Fruit Fly

Remember the old saying... When you point one finger at someone or something, you have three pointing right back at you.

Clean up your own yard David before you worry about others.

Love Timmy

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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Yes Virginia, you can have a white Christmas

Along with the rest of the north eastern USA

Virginia's governor declared a state of emergency Friday as a winter storm expected to pummel the East Coast this weekend began dumping snow in Virginia and North Carolina.

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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Power to the people

A tribute to closing day at the climate talks as in hope you brought lots of change. Cash that is. Copenhagen Denmark...

Official Video for "Roughest Neck Around". Corb Lund and the Hurtin' Albertans



No deal is a good deal.

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Big art

Okay, really really REALLY BIG ART...

The things you can do with an RV and GPS....

The largest artwork in history. Nine miles in circumference

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Sunday, December 13, 2009

Baby it's cold outside

Records shattered –46.1 Celsius –58 with the wind chill!



I can't wait for global warming to begin.

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Friday, December 11, 2009

What's 7 billion when the planets health is at stake

And this is what PMSH wants to bring to Canada. Looks like a Disney land for thieves. Keep in mind that this is just from one of the six recognized European carbon trading markets. The thieves would never do the same to the other five. Nahhhhh, that would be crazy shit.

Nope, climate change is not about the money. Not at all.

PMSH, give your frickin' head a good shake, wake up, come back from the dark side...

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Thursday, December 10, 2009

And the awards go to...

Addressing the issue that the award may have come prematurely, Obama acknowledged that compared with past recipients — including Nelson Mandela, Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. and Albert Schweitzer — "my accomplishments are slight."

Now there is an understatement if I ever heard one!

awards

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Hide the decline

I love these guys!

Minnesotans for global warming





And who can forget their first hit...

"If we had some global warming"

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Curious that

Earth's greenhouse gases reach record highs... Yet average global temperatures have done what? Not what the fancy computer models tell us should be happening is it. Nope, it makes no sense what so ever, but... what the hell do I know.

Apparently a little more than this guy and these people as well.Oh no, to jail they go...

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Their alter has altered

So much for the church of climatology.
Their high priests have been caught screwing around, not with alter boys but with data.
Anthropogenic global warming (AGW), Global warming, climate change, whatever you want to call it is dead and its creators have some explaining to do. I would also think some jail time is in order as well.

Whats up with that

Planet gore

Tim Ball on "The Death Blow to Climate Science"

HT Kate

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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

So many, So few

Please take the time to show your respect for all that have served and those who continue to serve. Eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month. two minutes, it is a pittance of time



"Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few."

"You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word: Victory. Victory at all costs — Victory in spite of all terror — Victory, however long and hard the road may be, for without victory there is no survival."

Sir Winston Churchill

I would say that those two quotes are just as valid today as they were back then.

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Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Longing for the good ol days

Of cold wars, communists, the threat of nuclear war, world war three and all that good stuff. Back when reporters reported real news not hype, speculation and the rest of the garbage they put out now.

FEAR the planet is warming! We are all going to die! Or at least if we fudge the figures a bit we can make it look that way. Then get the media to ramp up the hype and wallah! Oh crap, the people are losing faith in this fear, change the page.

FEAR the H1N1 flu! We are all going to die! Its a pandemic! Well it is if we ignore our own definition of a pandemic and just say it is. Make sure the media gets on this one right away! Tada!

What is the next tactic that the UN is going to come up with to put the fear into you? Just keep screaming and making people not believe in their own governments and next thing you know, poof, people are handing over their rights to the UN and the one world government. Moe Strong must be loving this.

Get a clue people...

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Thanks again Rick

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Monday, October 12, 2009

He Flips, He flops, He scores

Lower and lower in the polls each day.

Do you think it is easy to make a decision?

Very reliable sources have shown me what Michael Ignatieff plans to wear to the annual Parliamentary Halloween costume party.

Michael IamnotafishMichael Iamnotafish

Seems so fitting don't you think?

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Friday, September 25, 2009

Leave it to Mikey



He'll get eaten by anything.

No accounting for a bears taste. They do after all think garbage is a delicacy.

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Thursday, September 17, 2009

Still waiting for something to move me

And politics today is not doing it.

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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Numbers Game

More than 75% of Canadian employees are not worried about losing their jobs: study

An Ipsos Reid study has found that 78 per cent of Canadian employees are not concerned that they may lose their jobs or be laid off this year because of the recession.

The finding, released Wednesday in Ipsos Reid's Build a Better Workplace syndicated study, is a slightly higher figure than was reported in a previous study in January, when the national score was 76 per cent. It represents employee concerns expressed in the last week of May.

That is MY POSITIVE spin of this story

CBC chose to spin it another way. Not that I am surprised.

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

We're # 1

No seriously... Canada is number one, theoretically speaking.

World yearns to visit Canada, survey shows

[...] Canada's ranking "surprised a lot of people, but Canada has a lot going for it," said Xiaoyan Zhao, a senior vice president at the polling firm. "Canada doesn't have glamorous cities like Paris or London or Rome. But Canada was ranked No. 1 for natural beauty." [...]

Personally I am not surprised. I love this place!

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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Aporkolypse Now



As usual...click on the pic for the biggy view....

here piggy piggy piggy...

HT Chris G and friend for the "aporkolypse" idea....

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Tuesday, May 05, 2009

EU bans seal products

Lets see...

The European Parliament voted to endorse a bill that said commercial seal hunting, notably in Canada, is "inherently inhumane." EU governments still need to back the law, but officials called that a formality and said the ban is expected to take effect in October. *

"inherently inhumane", unlike what mother nature deals out to the cute little rats of the sea...



Now that is humane...
Guess its mother never taught it not to play with its food.

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Monday, May 04, 2009

Eastern Promises



They are like a disease with no cure once they have touched you...

as usual... click on the pic for the biggie view....

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Proof life is not fair

I have been "trying" to play guitar for, well, lets just say for many years. I still can't play worth a darn. Especially when I compare myself to this young lad out of South Korea. Sungha Jung is definitely a prodigy. Anyone want to buy a couple guitars.... CHEAP...



Although I am not a Michael Jackson fan of any sort. This has got to be the most amazing arrangement of Billie Jean I have ever heard...






Did I mention he also has great taste in music... There are many more videos of this young musician on youtube. Take the time to watch and listen to a few more of them. Your ears will love you for it...

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Monday, April 27, 2009

The WHO

Updated! 04/29/09

No the other WHO, the one with less talent has raised the threat level of the Mexico flu, aka swine flu two point Ohhhh Nooooooo, to deathcaugh 4 5!! Bonus round is right around the corner!

Lest we forget



Pandemic II Fun for the whole family... Madagascar, we are counting on you...

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Sunday, April 19, 2009

Conquering the world

One citizen at a time...

What a sly guy that Harper fellow is. He has figured out a way to take over the whole world without firing a shot. It is quite brilliant actually. Just give Canadian citizenship to everyone!

A new law amending the Citizenship Act came into effect on April 17, 2009. The new law gave Canadian citizenship to certain people who lost it and to others who will be recognized as citizens for the first time.

Citizenship and Immigration Canada have even made a video and put it up on YOUTUBE.

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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Uncle Iggy wants you


Click pic for biggie view...

Smart politicians use pencils to write their policies. It makes it much easier to change them on the fly...

Happy now HT Bruce?

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Sunday, April 12, 2009

Happy Easter

Men, get out your whips, toss water at, and spank the women that you meet on Easter Monday. Wait what?

[...] Surely the strangest Easter custom takes places in the Czech Republic, Hungary and Slovakia, where there is a tradition of spanking or whipping women on Easter Monday. Males throw water at females and spank them with handmade whips made of willow and decorated with ribbons at the end. The spanking is supposed to be symbolic and according to legend, females should be spanked in order to keep their health and beauty during the next year. [...]

And people think I am Strange.

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The Brits have got talent

Remember Paul Potts? He was the cellphone salesman that blew everyone away in 2007.



They just discovered Pauls soul mate on the show this year. Susan Boyle auditioned for the show recently, and she, like Paul, blew the judges away with a jaw dropping performance.



Although not a fan of opera, I can appreciate a great voice. Freddie Mercury taught that lesson to everyone if nothing else...

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Thursday, April 02, 2009

Class

Thy name is Charley Pride.

[...] After the case was brought to Pride's attention, he flew from Dallas to Leduc to reimburse her.

"I've always made sure that ... none of the promoters or whoever charge too much for my tickets from the very beginning of my career," he said. "It's just a matter of what's fair … I wouldn't want to pay this much money to see myself!"

In addition to the $933 US, Pride gave Sharp two front-row tickets to his Edmonton show. [...]

And now, here is Charley Pride... with another Albertan singing "Just between you and me".

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Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Liberals put on notice

By Iggy...



The "money" quote...

“If we want to function at the top of our game there has to be some degree of discipline and accountability,” Mr. Cuzner said.

Notice that nowhere are they talking about accountability to the people who elect them. Just damn well make sure you are accountable to the party and show them the money.

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Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Obama budget



Sweeping change alright. You just won't find any change left in your pockets...

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Monday, March 02, 2009

Radical Islam is A Fact of Life

My apologies to Dr. Hook...

Throwing Stones (edit #4)

Well we are big rock flingers, we've got laser guided stingers
And we're hated everywhere we go
We talk about peace and we talk about truth
Our Mullahs can sure put on a show
It takes all kinds of kills to give us all kind of thrills
But the thrill we've never known
Is the thrill that'll get you when you get your scriptures
On the covers and Throwing Stones...

Throwing Stones...
Wanna see our scriptures on the cover
Throwing Stones...
Wanna buy five copies for my mullah
Throwing Stones...
Wanna see his smilin' face
When he sees the covers and starts Throwing Stones...

You think we're crazy sending little old ladies
To do our dirty deeds
I've got my poor old fingerless Daddy
Makin bombs for me
Now it's all designed to blow your minds
But your minds won't be all thats blown
Like the blow that'll get you when you see our scriptures
On the covers and Throwing Stones...

Throwing Stones...
Wanna see our scriptures on the cover
Throwing Stones...
Wanna buy five copies for my mullah
Throwing Stones...
Wanna see his smilin' face
When he sees the covers and starts Throwing Stones...

We got a lot of little teenage blue-eyed groupies
Who do anything we say
We got a genuine Talaban guru
He's teachin' us better ways
We got all the friends that money can buy
So we never have to die alone
And we keep gettin' stricter yet we can't get our scriptures
On the covers while Throwing Stones...

(still needs some polishing...)

But Newsweek will do.

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Saturday, February 21, 2009

Not exactly what I want to be doing at 100

However it beats being dead...

Kudos to Max Fabian who seriously reminds me of my oldest brother...

[...] Anxious employees clinging to their jobs in these uncertain economic times might do well to heed advice from Max Fabian, who next month hits the century mark and is still working.

Make yourself invaluable, he says. And pay attention to the boss.

"Do the job the best you can and listen to the man on top," said Fabian, who turns 100 on March 9. "That's how you keep the job."

Five days a week, Fabian climbs into his Buick LeSabre and drives from his Niles home to A-Z Industries Inc. in Northbrook, where he has worked for more than 20 years as a "jack-of-all-trades." [...]

How can you not be impressed...

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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Central Florida a cold hostile place

Ken Kaye's Storm Center
Your source for tropical weather coverage

Just not this time around.

[...] the National Weather Service says record cold temperatures in the 30s might settle in by Saturday. [...]

Yes indeed. Global warming Climate change, strikes Florida.

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The new president is here

The new president is here...



The love fest continues. I sure hope all these Obamaniacs have plenty of spare underwear to change into.

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Saturday, February 14, 2009

Look out Bambi

Here comes Little Jake.

LITTLE JAKES BIG BOWHUNT
Book four. Deer season is Little Jakes favorite time of year. Everyone is familiar with the story of Bambi, but has anyone ever heard the story from the hunter’s point of view. Maybe the hunter isn’t a forest-fire starting, unethical villain that others would have us believe. Little Jake’s pursuit of The King of The Forest is destined to become a classic.

Although I personally hunt with a camera now, I can still appreciate the value in these books. I hope that the author, Robert Jacobs, finds the time to add a few more to the series in the fishing catagory...



At Little Sportsman they believe you’re never too young to be introduced to the outdoors.
Every Little Jake Adventure has a theme. Whether it be a Father and Son bonding experience such as LITTLE JAKE HUNTS ALASKA, or hunting for a purpose in LITTLE JAKE AND THE THREE BEARS. Each book also illustrates a high level of hunting ethics, that every future sportsman must learn.

I do believe I have found some new bedtime stories for my new grandson.

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Friday, February 13, 2009

How about

he gets treatment in jail. After all, our prisons are the greatest treatment facilities on the planet, right?... That is why we have such slack sentencing rules and a parole board that allows inmates out early on a very consistent basis, right?...

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And the winner is

The lawyers.

[...] Combined legal costs for all sides are estimated at well over $100 million. [...]

No wonder their lawyer wants things to continue...
[...] Lawyer James O’Reilly said Friday in Montreal he is advising his clients to take the issue to the United Nations, which recently adopted a declaration of rights for aboriginal peoples. [...]

Cha ching...

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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Home free

Why did I bother to buy my own home when it so easy to simply take over one from someone else with the help of our crazy legal system...

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Monday, February 09, 2009

Simple solution

Gang members should be given free memberships and expert training at the gun range of their choice. This would benefit the public in two ways.

Their accuracy would be better, which would result in better statistics. This could have been 6 for 6 instead of 4 of 6 and these guys could have got the job done the first time and not have had to make a second and now probably a third attempt.

The other benefit would be that with gang bangers being better shots, there would be less chance of innocent bystanders getting hit.

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Saturday, February 07, 2009

Pierre Trudeau

now considered one notch more obnoxious than "a little bit of farting or belching", yet less obnoxious than "a teenager vomiting and his friend urinating onto bystanders". He is "the equivalent of an animal humping someone's leg".

This according to the Ontario Film Review Board.

Johnny Cash strangely silent on the matter...



Many other famous sorts join in on the silent protest.

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Wednesday, February 04, 2009

The year 2050

Best photo shop ever! Congratulations to TOTAL*FARK member "that1guy77" for creating it.

It's Cyclical StupidClick for biggie view

It's Cyclical Stupid...

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Violent teen evidence of a failing Synaptic system


A 13-year-old boy who has had 75 run-ins with the law over the past year was arrested by Vancouver police on the weekend for allegedly slashing a man who refused the boy's request for a cigarette. [...]

[...] "There's nothing magical about the fact that he's 13," Mr. Martland added. While the Youth Criminal Justice Act deliberately requires judges to be slow in using jail as a response, he noted, it may become their only recourse when other sentences, such as probation or community service, fail to effect a change in behaviour. [...]

"slow"?

That has got to be the understatement of the year. 13 years old and already has 75 RUN-INS WITH THE LAW IN ONE YEAR! The system has failed alright. The legal system... this kid should have been locked up way before now.

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Monday, February 02, 2009

A little comparison

Compare this and this with this (video).

I sure hope my grandson grows up enjoying life here in North America before that sort of bull completely makes its way to this side of the pond. I know it has started, but I am hoping that some sort of common sense intervenes before we are forced to wrap all kids in bubble wrap at birth...

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Engineers eh

Me thinks they need a new slide rule...

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Saturday, January 31, 2009

nO Canada

Perhaps this version will be more acceptable for those who find the original offencive...


nO Canada!
Our homes on native lands!
No patriot love, political correctness does command.

With frozen hearts we despise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
nO Canada, we don't stand on guard for thee.

"God" not spoken in our land, speech is not free!
nO Canada, we don't stand on guard for thee.

nO Canada, we don't stand on guard for thee.

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Excuse me

I think I have something in my eye. I'll be right back...

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Sea Kittens continued

PETA Punked: Fake Animal Rights Website Serves Up Omaha Steaks Ad*

The fake site

Personally I think a "Joey's Only" banner ad would be better...

yummy sea kittens

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Brotherly Love

or just really really stupid?

Authorities say a 24-year-old Capac man broke into a gas station and called 911 on himself, telling a dispatcher he wanted to be taken to jail to spend time with his incarcerated brother.

Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmm....

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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

And there we have it

Everything that PMSH put towards paying down Canada's dept in the past two years or so was all for not. $38 mil in.... $34 mil out for this year alone... sigh... I should have held off on my reno's ... DAMN!

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Thursday, January 22, 2009

If life was a popularity contest

I picked a winner. Hmmm, or did she pick me? Anyways...

Labrador picked as most popular U.S. pooch

Wonder how they fared in Canada...

Now Roxy may not be able to ride a bike...



But she can ride a horse...

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Delusional

Hamas holds victory rallies as UN chief tours Gaza

Ya Okay...

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Chillaxin

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Monday, January 19, 2009

And now we know

Earlier reports were right. Now we know the details of how Shawn Hennessey and Dennis Cheeseman helped James Roszko murder 4 RCMP officers on March 3 2005 near Mayerthorpe Alberta.

Again, If these a holes don't get the max allowed for manslaughter, there truly is something wrong with our Justice system.

Oh wait.... They won't. Watch and see...

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Most Canadians are doing some serious drugs!

What is he going to do, walk on water? He will be lucky to even come close to all the expectations people have of him never mind exceeding them.

Is it just me or is this 24/7 Obama love fest getting a bit much... "O" my god, please make it stop.

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Memory Lane

Yes, yes I am getting old...

After doing the quick post on Bob May passing away, the strangest thing came over me. My brain went into 1960's mode and the only show my brain would let me think of was "It's about time". How frigging weird is that? The show barely made it through one season! It obviously left a lasting impression tucked away in the depths of my brain. Why I am not sure...



It was no F Troop!

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Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!

Lost in Space' actor Bob May dies at 69 in Calif.

Damn I am getting old...

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Friday, January 16, 2009

I know who I believe

How about you?

Canada's polar bears are not teetering on the brink of extinction and don't need the alarmist rhetoric coming from some of the world's biologists, some Inuit experts said Friday at a one-day summit to discuss the fate of the arctic mammals.

Thank you. That will be all. You are all dismissed now. Go on, enjoy your weekend.

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Unexpected twist

Both Shawn Hennessey and Dennis Cheeseman expected to plead guilty to a lesser charge of manslaughter on Monday.

[...] Hennessey and Cheeseman are accused of helping James Roszko kill the four RCMP officers at his Mayerthorpe farm in March 2005 [...]

If this does indeed pan out as told by the CBC article, then these two men should get the max. No ifs ands or buts!

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Computer says no

This one is for you Bruce...

WARNING! Four letter word used at end of this video. If you find the F word offending offencive, do not view this video.
(There goes yet another editor)

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Thursday, January 15, 2009

Somethin fishy is goin on

Fish feces may help neutralize carbon dioxide levels

The world's oceans are getting help controlling harmful acid levels from an unseemly source, according to a new study that found fish feces play a key role in neutralizing carbon dioxide in the marine environment. [...]


Which just goes to show that we humans know diddly squat about mother nature and should not be trying to predict what the climate will be like 2 days from now never mind in 40 in years...
(Fired my editor today. 1/16/2009)

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Martians Toot Too

Methane on Mars suggests possible life, NASA scientists say

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Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger, III

That's a hell of a name for one hell of a pilot. Simply amazing...

A miracle on the Hudson River.

I won't mention that it now appears to have been a bunch of Canadians that brought the plane down...

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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Ricardo Montalban RIP

His death takes place in the shadow of a new life. He is not really dead if we can find a way to remember him. (right movie, wrong character... forgive me Spock)

Marooned for all eternity, in the centre of a dead planet, buried alive, buried alive...

KHAN!

or perhaps this is more memorable... "Soft Rich Corinthian leather"

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Sunday, January 11, 2009

I am sleepy

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Friday, January 09, 2009

Wet Pussy

peta strikes again... The continuing saga of their "fishing Hurts" campaign.


Create Your Own Wet Pussy at peta.org!

Teach your children well,
Bouncing in the swells and slowly troll by,
And feed them leeches and worms
The one they hooked, the one you'll deep fry.

HT/ SDA

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Sunday, January 04, 2009

How convenient

I AM CANADIAN, come rescue me. Why does this seem so familiar?

Shopdate to follow...

Shopdate:

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Saturday, January 03, 2009

Oh Noes

The UN security council is debating which nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, pronouns, prepositions, conjunctions, and interjections should be put into the strongly worded letter to be sent to Israel.

No word as to when they will sit down to write a strongly worded letter to be sent to Hamas.

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