Sunday, March 04, 2007

Doing my part

My posts have been few in the past few days as I have decided to join in on saving the planet from the scourge known as climate change. I know its hard to believe but it is true. I am conserving my personal energy in many ways and you too can save the planet by using this simple technique. Just be too frickin lazy to get up and turn on a light, TV, radio, computer, or anything else that requires a form of energy to operate. Simply refuse to move your butt to the kitchen and cook yourself a good meal. Don't even think of reaching for the phone and calling up your favorite food delivery service. The most heinous thing one can do is to go to work. Thats right, all that wasted energy keeping all those lights on and the building warm. All those computers, printers, fax machines, phones, coffee machines ect... simply wasting energy and killing the planet. The best way you can save the planet is by doing absolutely nothing. Just ask Al Ignore.

5 comments:

Justthinkin said...

Gosh darn Tim. So what you are saying is that following the new religion of Kyoto will mean more free time for me??? Damn. Hope Algorey can convince my mortgage holder of this!! Is it maybe true? The way to freedom is a cardboard box?? Shyite. I just killed another tree with this response.

ABFreedom said...

Guess I better do my part and head down and apply for welfare tomorrow.... I'm really going to miss working my butt off everyday... :-(

Tim said...

Yes Just.. even a virtual note will kill a tree or two... but does anyone care never mind hear it? Speaking of which... I need a little more wood for the fire pit come summer...

AB... I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that it would be far cheaper for the government to pay us all to just stay home and do nothing than it will be to meet our so-called Kyoto commitment... And will probably do as much for reducing the CO2 we emit, if not more.... lol

Joanne (True Blue) said...

Mass genocide would also reduce global warming.

Tim said...

Thats a little drastic don't you think Joanne?... oh wait... so is most of what the church of climatology is demanding... sorry...