Monday, January 29, 2007

Parliament Returns to the House

Here is the full transcript from today:

Kyoto, climate change, me, me, me, me ,me. No, me, me,me,me,me. No, me, me,me,me,me. Kyoto, climate change, me, me, me, me. No, me, me,me,me,me. Kyoto, climate change, me, me, me, me. No, me, me,me,me,me. Kyoto, climate change, me, me, me, me. No, me, me,me,me,me. Kyoto, climate change, me, me, me, me. No, me, me,me,me,me. Kyoto, climate change, me, me, me, me. No, me, me,me,me,me. Kyoto, climate change, me, me, me, me. No, me, me,me,me,me. Kyoto, climate change, me, me, me, me. No, me, me,me,me,me. Kyoto, climate change, me, me, me, me. No, me, me,me,me,me. Kyoto, climate change, me, me, me, me. No, me, me,me,me,me. Kyoto, climate change, me, me, me, me. No, me, me,me,me,me. Kyoto, climate change, me, me, me, me. No, me, me,me,me,me. Kyoto, climate change, me, me, me, me. No, me, me,me,me,me.

Tomorrow the stenographer will be taking the day off and won't be missed, as the transcript will be exactly the same. Welcome back children. Hope you enjoyed your very long and so well deserved time off. Your hard earned tax dollars at work folks. Now bend over just a little bit more. The politicians have something else they would like to give you as a bonus.

5 comments:

Zorpheous said...

I heard segments from QP yesterday in car as I drove home, Jesus they make squabling 4 year old look and sound mature.

Anonymous said...

I heard vaseline stocks are gonna soar ...

DazzlinDino said...

Makes me proud to see our elected representatives act like this.....proves we're all better than the ones running the country...

Zorpheous said...

Damn Dazz, the turd I leave in toilet is better than most of the buttholes run this country

Tim said...

Zorph...I think I would rather listen to a toddler in their terrible two's than another minute of QP...

AB... Hmmmmm...you may have an investment scoop there! I'll be checking out their stocks asap!

Dazz.... Makes you proud to know our so-called leaders are in fact morons? Strange take on things I would say....lol

Zorph...again.... Zorph's turd for PM... It does have that nice toilet bowl ring to it... but it's still a crapy idea....