TABaker: Oh Crap

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Oh Crap

Okay, I thought I had heard and seen it all. Was I ever wrong. Wonder how long it is before we start renovating the Canadian prison's bathrooms? Cause ya know, we have nothing better to waste our tax dollars on than this.

11 comments:

Olaf said...: Tim,

I'm pretty sure having 4 star bathrooms in prisons is a fundamental right according to the UN.

Hey, commenting here is fun!; 30/1/07 10:09 p.m.
ABFreedom said...: Hell, I'd just pull them out, and give em a pail, then they can rotate anyway they like.; 30/1/07 10:41 p.m.
Tim said...: lol...now there is a plan AB!..... lmao; 31/1/07 12:48 a.m.
Robert McClelland said...: So what do you think about this?

A Jewish man serving a life sentence in prison for murder has won the right to kosher meals in a settlement with the Florida Department of Corrections.; 31/1/07 11:03 a.m.
Tim said...: I'm Kosher with that Rob.. it is a realitively simple thing to provide a Kosher meal. Renovating thousands of washrooms in our prison sytem on the other hand is not. There is no comparison in the two. Nice try though, come back and play again anytime.

I wonder if this is a purchasing/ rental making descision that people of the Islamic faith have to take into consideration when renting or buying a home? Would somewhat limit the available housing search I would imagine. There is a market for some plumbing contractor to take advantage of. Are architec's aware of their hienous crime against Islam?; 31/1/07 7:19 p.m.
Robert McClelland said...: You obviously didn't even read the article. Kosher meals cost 6 times as much as regular meals. Changing the direction a toilet faces takes 10 minutes to unloosen the bolts, turn it and then tighten them back up again.; 31/1/07 8:36 p.m.
Tim said...: "Changing the direction a toilet faces takes 10 minutes to unloosen the bolts, turn it and then tighten them back up again."

Remind me not to call you should I need a plumber Rob. If it was simply turning the toilet I would agree with you. Now lets take all the other factors into consideration... like that wall...the sink beside the toilet... oh a door... and anything else that might be in the way. Then there is this other little problem, the toilets in prisons are not anything like the one you speak of like that in your home... Just is not that simple Rob... Again, thanks for playing!; 31/1/07 8:44 p.m.
Candace said...: What are good Muslims doing in jail, anyway?; 31/1/07 10:40 p.m.
Tim said...: Good Muslims gone bad...coming soon to a video store near you... only $36.99 plus 6%gst of course... Imam and or parental guidence suggested....; 31/1/07 10:57 p.m.
DazzlinDino said...: Changing the direction a toilet faces takes 10 minutes to unloosen the bolts, turn it and then tighten them back up again.

Apparantly Roberts toilets have no water lines running into them, or bolts holding the bowl to the floor. It's NOT a ten minute job Rob. Also as Tim said, in a prison they are secured to the wall as well...

Here is another little detail, they don't use toilet paper, which is why they eat only with one hand. The new Islamic Academy here was told by city bylaw officers they HAD to put in toilet paper dispensors for the general public, they weren't impressed but did so anyway....; 31/1/07 11:47 p.m.
Tim said...: Okay Dazz...way tooooooo much info there.......gag........; 31/1/07 11:51 p.m.