Thousands of flights around the world did not crash.
Hundreds of thousands of soldiers did not die in fighting.
There were no mass suicides reported.
There were no murders to report in Edmonton. Mind you its still early on a Saturday so this could be yet proven wrong.
The Pope was not assasinated.
PM Harper is still being refered to as a Neocon.
George W Bush is still the president of the United States.
Castro lives on.
There is still oil reserves in the ground.
Criminals continue to pleed not guilty to their charges.
And the big news story of the day is....... The planet is not dead yet, its is still rotating on its normal axis!
Better luck tomorrow.
Saturday, December 09, 2006
Todays Non News
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Damn.....now what are we supposed to do. Oh well, I have a fresh batch of e-mails regarding our favorite conspiracy theorist, complete with a few court documents to further prove his sanity, or lack thereof.....I'd e-mail them to you but he probably has already.....
Maybe today will bring some non non news?
Spam spam spam, spam on conspiracy, spam on insanity, spam with eggs, spam on toast, spam spam spam. Nope, didn't get them nor do I want them.
Sigh...mediocracy. Spam on toast is good!!! hehehehe
Would not know JT. I have never tried spam, never mind spam on toast. I prefer real food, you know the unproccessed version. Its hard to find, I know, but well worth the search.
Dazz, block the return address from your e-mail, and the spam will stop. Works for me...
Spam-on-toast? I'd rather have a Triple Bypass Burger at the Heart Attack Grill in Tempe. Much rather!
I bet you would Chimera...but you are going there for the waitress's not the burger...admit it...
I had a spam once .... then after going on a solid diet of transfats, I've overcome the addiction.
just once AB...I find that hard to believe.oh you said spam not spazzzzzzzz. sorry my mistake.....
Actually, I run my own mail servers with major spam and virus control, and get maybe one spam message a week. It helps when you can block entire countries like brazil and amsterdam.
and miss out on all the viagra and porn..... and you call yourself a man?.... lol Hand in your membership to the he man women haters club mister....
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