If This is True

I will never ever have to worry about coming down with Parkinson's disease.

People with Parkinson's disease are less likely to be smokers and coffee drinkers than their healthy siblings, according to a study of family members. The finding adds to a growing body of evidence that some substance in tobacco might protect the brain against this devastating neurological disorder and sheds new light on coffee's effects on the disease.

Unfortunately... there is still no cure for cancer.